Testing the TK Tar Baby

[WilbyInebriated]

I figured you'd weasel out with some lame excuse. "It's too far, it's too late, my Super Soaker has a leak, the Indian grocery is all out of ink."
Why don't you just go soak your own truck, you cork-sniffing half-alien sock cooker. Or tell ME where YOU live, and I'll hire some teenagers to toilet-paper your miserable sheetmetal and cardboard hovel. You know, cheer up the old dump. It might improve your vile, hairball-hacking outlook on life, such as it is, under your decaying bridge infrastructure over there.

you chicken shit idiot sissy. like i could really be there "right now"... similar to your gutless little default condition... like i could actually travel from near the canadian border to san antonio in less than 3 hours.

[TinselKoala]

Yeah, it's just like you, to make offers you can't fulfil. Very pneumatic, very two under par.
Your boots are full of mud and your braincase is full of tiny little brown weevils, and they've eaten multiple pathways from your one earhole to the other. You are so footstomping calhouned that the wind blows the smoke from your ears and your hair stands up in thunderstorms. What's left of it, that is. Go find yourself a baseball and chew on it, you scattershot blunderpuss troll you.
Put on the Golden Earring's "radar love", get a thermos of Tim Horton's erzats coffee-substitute and put the pedal to the metal. You can be here in 36 hours, and I'll be waiting with my SuperSoaker primed and ready, you sniveling bungee-jumping spider eater you.

ETA: And you had better bring that god-forsaken mosfet you owe me, too, or I'll tattoo the part number on your forehead with a tack hammer and some upholstery brads.

[TinselKoala]

Oh.... and I almost forgot. Here's that confession you've been asking me for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cDZlI0mFSE

[Rosemary Ainslie]

TK:
Poor Rosemary must be mortified upon realizing that she has been aligned with him all this time.  Talk about strange bedfellows.

Not actually.  I've known Wilby for many years.  He has NEVER spoken up in defense of our work.  Only in defense of our 'RIGHT' to promote that work.  He has more of that testicular fortitude that was mentioned earlier than any person on this forum and more than anyone that I personally know with the possible exception of my son.  He is a BRILLIANT logician and is showing you all the full scope of his genius by NEVER DEVIATING from the tactics applied by all of you to me, my name and our work including the expressed requirement for my demise.  His particular brand of artistry is to distill this to its quintessential ingredients - thereby eloquently exposing PRECISELY the bully tactics that you all employ against me.  That TK is a thug and a troll gangster has NEVER been the question.  Nor is there any doubt about the intention of you and those other troll gangsters who use these tactics to discredit any PROOF of energy efficiencies that exceed standard prediction.  I am indeed PROUD to see Wilby in action.  I am only sorry that I do NOT know Wilby in person.  He is our TROLL SLAYER.  Par excellence.  And WILBY - there is NOTHING that I have ever seen - can EQUAL your GENIUS DEFENSE at gross internet abuse of identity against those that are known by those that are too cowardly to be known and thereby held accountable.  You are - without question - a CHAMPION of this forum and of this thread.   

Here's the joke MileHigh.  TK's your friend.  I would be PROUD to consider Wilby mine.

Rosie Pose

[MileHigh]

Rosemary:

Wilby is a creepy low-life underground guttersnipe.  To him you represent such low-hanging fruit that he could have sliced you to pieces anytime he wanted to.  However, instead of making mincemeat of you he finds value in defending you so that he can use it as a vehicle to fight with other people.  So the "sport" of slicing you to pieces is overshadowed by the bigger "sport" involved in "defending" you and finding "better fights."

Between you and Wilby, it's a "use-use" situation and you are just being played by Wilby for his gratificaion.

You should be feeling absolute dread inside knowing that creep is in an unholy alliance with you for his own selfish reasons.

MileHigh