Overunity Battery-Powered Generator?

[MarkE]

hmm...  alkaline 9V batteries  560mAh ? maybe, but rechargable NiMh are only 200mAh rated

@ .05C they rate 600mAh.  The data sheet is below.

[MU4L]

Thanks everyone for reading and taking the time to reply! 
Well I never thought is was a very sophisticated circuit.
One thing I forgot to mention was that I have a few little features crammed in to the circuit, I will show them in a video or something.
Uh, actually I will be sure to post a video soon going over the circuit, and showing it power a few appliances. I'm also going to add two solar panels to slowly charge the battery.
What do you guys want it to run (I've spent around $40 on 3 boxes [36 batteries]
of Duracell Procell nine volt batteries [there are twelve in each box])?
Anyway guys I really appreciate it (some of you guys don't believe me ).
Also Luc, what inspired me to make it.. Well, when I was younger and didn't actually know how to design circuits, I would take whatever junk stopped working and go outside and throw it as hard as I could with my weak six or seven year old arms on the concrete until it broke open and I was able to grab some circuitry out of it. I would go inside and tape it to another circuit with some duct tape and pretend like I knew what I was doing. But I always wanted to run AC appliances without actually plugging them into the wall, instead just have a little box I could take around with me. I always felt like I was limited to what I could do from having a cord that only would be a few feet long. Anyway, gradually I learned. I think the first thing I learned to wire was a motor, because I remember it didn't matter what way I put the wires on the contacts, it worked either way. I also slowly learned the way to wire some components like resistors, switches, stuff like that. Another thing Luc, I will try and make a basic schematic and post it or just show it in the video. TinselKoala: like I said before, I will post a video and thanks a lot for your thoughts!
Lastly, Mark - thanks for calculating the efficiency and for the kind words! Also, thanks Luc! Thanks Forest! Jeez, I keep saying one more thing and another thing like Steve Jobs , but I swear this is the last thing: if any of you guys go ahead and replicate this circuit, please let me know any additions you add to it, how it goes, and so forth. Or even post a video. Once again, THANKS!

[havuhung]

Hi MU4L,
I'm waiting to see the circuit diagram and share your video clips.

Thanks.
PS: With cases like my own twelve years old of age you just said above: Yes, an electrical device that is working well in my hand it becomes debris and become garbage! . . I can not assemble it back to its original. 

[MU4L]

Haha Havuhung, I don't even know if it had to be non-operational for me to destroy it, maybe just not in use.. But I'm sure I've destroyed a few things that were still in use.

[FatBird]

@ MU4L

Please post the wiring diagram (schematic) now.  Draw it by hand will be fine.

We can watch your video later on when you have time to post it.


Thanks.