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[sarkeizen]

When faced with an oblique reference to personal pleasure devices TheoriaApophasis's mind spins and reels at the speed of light.  What remark could he make to clarify the anathema he feels for these items but not provide any clues to his latent homophobia.

you would be familiar with those


Not I.

....the answer was perfect.  A complete negative.  Nobody would confuse that with an endorsement.  Crisis averted.  TheoriaApophasis may now rest until his powers of composition, verse and near random capitalization are needed once more.

[MileHigh]

you would be familiar with those

Not I.

Well, that's too bad.  It's all part and parcel of pleasing your partner and demonstrating a capacity for creativity and imagination.

[TheoriaApophasis]

Well, that's too bad.  It's all part and parcel of pleasing your partner and demonstrating a capacity for creativity and imagination.

thats ok too.



you keep thinking about your crotch and others crotches. 




ill spend my time NORTH of the neck.


and you SOUTH of same.

[MileHigh]

ill spend my time NORTH of the neck.

The problem is there is only tossed salad up there!

A joke that predates you:

Q:  Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A:  Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Intellectually, you are stapled to the chicken.

[sarkeizen]

ill spend my time NORTH of the neck.

Virgin territory up there too I imagine.