Aliens are coming October 14th 2008 Galactic Federation

[captainpecan]

Did the aliens forget or something? Maybe they misunderstood, and thought our calendar was different or something? Or maybe, the government gave everyone in 3 states hush money to keep quiet? It must be a conspiracy? Maybe they forgot to uncloak their space craft?

Or... just maybe... wait... what's that smell...  it kinda smells like... BULLSH!T !!!!

Pardon the negative remark, but this is dumb.

[Captain Kirk]

Spock:  Captain, the object has suddenly become visible to our sensors.

Kirk:  What... is it...

Spock:  The sensors say it is...  light...  pure energy...

Kirk:  duh...   

Spock:  It has released a probe sir...

Uhura:  Captain there is an incoming visual transmission...

Kirk:  Put it up...

[Captain Kirk]

Spock: The probe is on a collision course with the Enterprise...

Kirk:  Checkov, Evasive maneuvers, ¹/₂ impulse drive...

Checkov:  Aye, sir!

Kirk:  Mr. Spock, is it a weapon?

Spock:  It is not moving at ballistic speed.

Uhura:  Sir there is an incoming audio transmission, it's Z.Monkey...

Kirk:  Where the hell... has he been...

Kirk:  Uhura, put him on audio...

Z.Monkey (over scratchy subspace radio):  Permission to come aboard Enterprise?

Kirk:  Granted, out:

Kirk:  Uhura, end transmission...

Kirk:  Mr. Sulu, get a security team down to the shuttle bay...

Kirk:  Bring Z.Monkey to the conference room when he is aboard...

Kirk:  Mr. Spock, your with me. (heading of to the turbolift)...

[Captain Kirk]

Kirk and Spock in the conference room:

Kirk:  Well, at least we got my favorite shuttlecraft back...

Spock:  Indeed sir...

Conference room doors slice open, Z.Monkey walks in,escorted with two armed red shirts...

Kirk:  Report, Z.Monkey...

Z.Monkey:  I have a lot of information, sir...

Z.Monkey:  I need to interface my Toughbook with the ships computer, sir...

Kirk:  Mr. Spock give him a hand...

Z.Monkey:  That's OK, Sir...  I've got it...

Z.Monkey:  I just need to disconnect the library computer, just a sec...

Z.Monkey:  OK, this ought to...  RIP, bzzzttttt.......

[z.monkey]

Z.Monkey:  Ah, there we go...

Kirk:  What did you do to the library computer?

Z.Monkey:  It's OK, should be a cakewalk for Scotty...

Z.Monkey:  OK, have some new information....

Howdy Y'all,

OK, CNN is reporting a UFO sighting in Katy, Texas.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/10/25/pkg.tx.more.ufo.sightings.wfaa

This was first reported on WFAA which is a local ABC channel.

This is the first time that CNN has reported a UFO sighting since the Stephenville, Texas incident in January 2008...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/14/ufo.sightings.ap/index.html

It is fitting that these first public sightings are in Texas.  When the Roswell incident happened, Fort Worth, Texas was where the UFO pieces came first.  Fort Worth, specifically the Naval Air Station, was like "Area 51' of the WWII era.  There is a long history of alien technologies in Texas.  And you thought we only had cattle and oil....

Blessed Be...