Cold Electricity

[ramset]

Holy Crap,
Its like a Captain Kangaroo PDF!!
Sparks you made me laugh so hard ,
"i" almost thru up!!

Very Good!!
Chet

[quarktoo]

So Sparky...

You are stating for the record that cold electricity is electron puke?... or would that be a hydrino?

[quarktoo]

O.K. I'm back from testing your claims and was not able to replicate.

My experiment:

I am like a negatively charged electron. Very negative! - ask anyone.

My home is my nucleus, the center of my world and is filled with the positive energy of my wife. I am orbiting around the house all day as I am unemployed these days.

I ate a bagel for dinner in my kitchen which is a bit over lighted as the guy we bought the house from was a gay chef.

Next, I went over to my neighbors house who is a real asshole since he lets his dog out to crap on my lawn every morning. I puked the photon filled bagel up on the hood of my neighbors new sports car and ran back home.

The vomit did not emit any light. FAIL!

[sparks]

   After reading the lecture to the class the teachers book has an appendix for class experiments; 
The children are instructed to bring in a large amount of their sweetest candy and a blindfold.  The desks are moved into a  circle which represents the magneitc field.  The kids eat the candy at the end of the lecture while they move their desks.  They then all halve crazed from the sugar rush put on the blindfolds and are positioned at various places by the teacher.  When he says go all the kids are instructed to run as fast as they can in the direction they are facing.  The whole process turns into a sugar fueled rumble until all the childrentrons are no longer excited but are all lieing aound on the floor drenched in stomach acids and various food dyes added to candy to make it more exciiting to eat.
   Teachers are warned not to employ this exercise before checking their tenure statis.  School board officials dont take kindly to listening to 50 or 60 concerned parents rant and rage as to the competency and sanity of a science teacher employing such methods of teaching.  I betya the kids will go home for weeks afterward with their mouths open facing the Sun injesting infrared photons.
   @Quarktoo

   Been there done that.  Now I landed a job getting paid the money I made when I was 18years old.  Close to 40years ago when you could get 5hamburgers for a buck.  Old McDonald had a farm and not a food processing network.  And telephones were a convenience not a lifestyle.  The wife wasnt too impressed with my mid to end of life crisis since this high paying job is 1200 miles from home and she is working two jobs back in the hood.  Not even sure were married at this point but definitely seperated physically and spiritually.  The house got sold for less than we bought it for 10years ago and I am living in a gated trailor park (this place is ridiculous.  If you have to rob to make a living are you going to go to a trailer park so you can pawn miny stuff people who sell trailers catering to womens deep desire to live in their childhood doll houses pack into mobile living units)  after dumping the house and the BMW in lieu of foreclosure and repocession.  I hope whoever pulled these strings chokes on the  he is sucking.  The big one he doesnt even know or care is stuck in his mouth and jiggling his eye balls so he cant see the light. 

[ramset]

HHMMmmm........
Very strange at times this thing we call "Life",
Things have changed "Big Time" for me in the last year!
One thing that "rings" true to me,
"I could live anywhere in the universe but I chose to live in you"
No religion !No Building!
ME................. YOU.......................

And I believe these words!!

I see things differently now!!