You Peasants, the mighty one can't be bothered with such foolishness.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=93315
I turned mine off, but then lit a few candles so as not to curse the darkness. I hope my 'carbon footprint' does not result in the mother of all butterfly effects.
Buddum bum.
(cymbal clash)
TS
Heres the bare bones situation with the "Global Warming " scam - its just that - A scam.
There has been NO PROOF that global warming is caused by humans (in many cases historically CO2 increases FOLLOW temperature increases - Lord Monckton rocks!! ) and the now discredited IPCC reports are clearly beaurocratic scaremongering that seem to ocnveniently ignore the Medieval Warm Period between 1000-1500 AD that allowed Greenland to be farmed ( its currently frozen most of the year ) and that they could grow grapes in London etc etc.
The whole global warming is a false flag op. Its designed as pure social engineering to disorientate people and is heavily pushed by the pagan Gaia earth worshippers that now inhabit all levels of govt, media and business.
The UN at its core promotes a new earth based pagan religion also through its actions.
Now that the pestilence of "Earth Hour" has surfaced, I notice its been treated as a religious event - not surprising considering since nature abhors a vacuum, and since most people have rejected biblicallly accurate worship of God of the Bible, thus leaving a vacuum in their spiritual lives, satan has cleverly exploited this , creating an "next easy thing to do" ( the broad road leading off to distruction" ( Mat 17:3 ).
Little do they realise they are being badly mislead like following the "Judas sheep" that leads the herd up the ramp intot he slaughter house. In many ways this is another new "golden calf" or Old Testament Baal worship.
What is key here is the worship of earth and human fertility - the Washington momument itself is a huge Baal phallus. And guess who put it there? The govt.
"Baal and Ashtoreth
The chief Canaanite fertility gods, however, were Baal and Ashtoreth. Baal (the son of El) was revered as the god with power over rain, wind, clouds, and therefore over fertility. Ashtoreth was a Semite goddess derived from the Babylonian god Ishtar. As worshipped locally in Canaan, she was the consort of Baal, and supposedly brought fertility to the people who worshipped her.
While temples are occasionally mentioned, Canaanite worship often took place in open-air sites at the tops of hills, referred to in the Bible as "high places." Usually there was a masseba or stone pillar erected as a symbol of the male deity and an asherah representing the female counterpart, some sort of wooden pole or image of the goddess. In front of these was a sacrificial altar.
Cult Prostitution
Craigie and Wilson describe some of the worship:
"Characteristic of Canaanite fertility ritual is the association of male and female 'holy ones' (cult prostitutes) with temples and shrines of the fertility deities. By joining in the activities of cultic sexuality, common people could participate in 'stockpiling' fertility energy, which ensured the continuing stability of agricultural as well as human and animal productivity. Archeological excavations in Canaanite locations have uncovered temples with chambers where sexual activity took place. Also, many iconographic representations of the fertility goddess with exaggerated sexual features have been discovered. The influence of the fertility cult was widespread; it was combated fiercely in Israel as alien to the covenant faith (e.g. Hosea 1-3)" (P.C. Craigie and G.H. Wilson, ISBE 4:100)."
But we are warned clearly by God :
"Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the aliens living among you must not do any of these detestable things, for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you (Leviticus 18:24-28).
By all means, be energy efficient ( electricity costs enough $$$$ anyways...), ...BUT.......and people can flame me etc etc but ...
the whole "Save the planet/Global Warming/Carbon Neutral" stupidity is at its heart establishing ( by stealth ) a new pagan earth based religion and why so many new laws are aimed at silencing christains, especially those who proclaim biblical truth and expose it for what it is.
It is what it is - only those with knowledge and discernment however see it for what it is.
Groan, all we need is another bible-basher. Go Home, we already have Tech-stuf.
Hans von Lieven
Quotea new pagan earth based religion and why so many new laws are aimed at silencing christians, especially those who proclaim biblical truth and expose it for what it is.
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego....
Were not 3 cast into the fiery furnace for refusing to bow before the false god? And their bonds are burnt away, yet they and even their clothes, are unconsumed...
And the 4th among them looked like a Son of the most High!
TS
<sarcasm>
serious? earth hour? damn and i thought as the lights went off in my town that the angel of death had been sent by the lord and was snuffing out all the bad people... and all it was was earth hour? i prostrated myself before the most high, i lashed my back and wailed and gnashed my teeth but to no avail... earth hour, damn i gotta read the news more often.
< /sarcasm>
Hey, I had earth hour for 4 days last week.....I forgot to pay my electric bill.....
Da Ta Boom.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Bill
@ WilbyInebriated,
You should have read the newspaper instead of the bible ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hans
why is it called Earth Hour? it should be called "Human Hour", since it's all about mankind.
it doesn't benfit the earth in anyway, and it does not save the Earth. Earth will still be Earth even without humans.
"I will bring to ruin, those ruining the earth" - God
TS
Hi all,
Pirate - that was funny...well done.....he he.... ;D
FWIW - I did an engineering discipline at Uni and have worked in a professional IT job for many years and am not some crazed dim wit who runs around spouting nonsense. My faith is based on logical thought and reason, and keeping well away from emotion. So what I write I do so with purpose and a need for people to hear. Sure they can reject it, thats their choice. But - I have never seen so many things fulfilling prophecy as in the last 10 years, frankly its scary which means there is nt much time. At a bare mimimum, please look at http://bible.cc/matthew/24.htm - this is quite concise and informative.
I cant stress enough how short time is. Send me a PM if youd like to know more , I';d be very happy to explain stuff without the hassling that some people do - this is a promise.
Ok, a further 2 bits :
I guess some people would see my post as heavy duty, but really all I was commenting on was that
(1) Earth Hour is just another visible bit of the overall silent satanic agenda
(2) Global Warming is a scam designed to create an artifical crisis for social engineering purposes
(3) The whole busioness fits within the framework of Gods purpose to eventually expose the antichrist.
(4) We know the antichrist is utterly anti-God. The whole pagan earth worshipping thing fits within that very well and as the whole of the planet ( bar a few sensible people ) have not realised its a scam. We know from the Bible that Satans manin tool of trade is deception.( Gen 3:5 )
(5) We know in the last days that all the Kings of the earth will gather against God ( Rev 19:19 ) .
As Satan is described as having control over the planet , we would, logically , expect the kings of the earth to be in his pocket - in fact as part of the temptattion of Christ we know satan offered Christ all the kingdoms of the earth if Christ worshipped Satan ( Luke 4:3-8 )
Yes, people go "not another Bible basher".....except in this case prophecy seems to being fulfilled at a frightening rate.
"And as it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man. They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all. Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded; but the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed." LUKE 17:26-30
And people of course will say "Yeay right, like anything has changed...why would it change now?"
"that ye should remember the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and the commandments of the Lord and Saviour through your apostles:
knowing this first, that in the last days mockers shall come with mockery, walking after their own lusts, and saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for, from the day that the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.For this they willfully forget, that there were heavens from of old, and an earth compacted out of water and amidst water, by the word of God; by which means the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
but the heavens that now are, and the earth, by the same word have been stored up for fire, being reserved against the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.
Ergo, dont be too cocky.....
did you just put satan, logic and christ in the same sentence? blasphemy!!! christ and satan are no more "logical" than unicorns, hobgoblins and woodelves. further more your faith IS NOT based on any logic nor reason, IT IS BASED ON FAITH.
spouting nonsense about your imaginary friend/superhero savior makes you look like a crazed dimwit...
"WHAT WE MUST DO
We want to stand upon our own feet and look fair and square at the world -- its good facts, its bad facts, its beauties, and its ugliness; see the world as it is and be not afraid of it. Conquer the world by intelligence and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. The whole conception of God is a conception derived from the ancient Oriental despotisms. It is a conception quite unworthy of free men. When you hear people in church debasing themselves and saying that they are miserable sinners, and all the rest of it, it seems contemptible and not worthy of self-respecting human beings. We ought to stand up and look the world frankly in the face. We ought to make the best we can of the world, and if it is not so good as we wish, after all it will still be better than what these others have made of it in all these ages. A good world needs knowledge, kindliness, and courage; it does not need a regretful hankering after the past or a fettering of the free intelligence by the words uttered long ago by ignorant men. It needs a fearless outlook and a free intelligence. It needs hope for the future, not looking back all the time toward a past that is dead, which we trust will be far surpassed by the future that our intelligence can create." -bertrand russell
QuoteErgo, dont be too cocky.....
I hear you PlasmaStudent.....
Or 'mocky' as well.
Those who mock the Most High are foolish to do so....and most have received fair warning.
Blessings in Yeshua,
TS
al gore's home =
all lights on + 24 hours a day =
al gore's personal revenge against country, for being cheated out of election by criminal shrub.
hundreds of cubic tons of CO2 greenhouse gas +
our atmosphere =
serious climate damage=
only a blind moron wouldn't see it
global warming =
extremely poor/obtuse label, for hundreds of environmental factors at work.
global warming =
most likely coined by rich b*stards =
to downplay the environmental damage of their industry =
to make a profit from population through fearmongering
china output + india output >
USA output * 7 =
degree of countries blame for problem
arguing about global warming online =
big waste of everyones time
stopping all the CO2 and sulfer being pumped into air =
only meaningful action
Get real, I don't care how you choose to type it, there is no such thing as MAN CAUSED global warming. All of the REAL studies show quite the opposite. Just do a little research before you spout Al Gore's nonsense here, or anywhere else. The latest study released in Europe last week showed a COOLING of over 1.2 degrees over the last 20 years so.....get the facts first and let Al Gore's scam run its course without any help. The earth is cooler now than 300 years ago well before SUV's and big oil. Scientist in the 70's when I was in college, warned about the coming ice age if we didn't change our ways.
I am against pollution and I am a very good steward of the earth and its resources but, I do not buy into this save the earth crap because, as someone already said here, it was here before us and will be here long after we are gone. Just check your facts first is all I am asking. Thank you.
Bill
Quote from: Pirate88179 on April 02, 2009, 09:51:24 PM
Get real, I don't care how you choose to type it, there is no such thing as MAN CAUSED global warming. All of the REAL studies show quite the opposite. Just do a little research before you spout Al Gore's nonsense here, or anywhere else. The latest study released in Europe last week showed a COOLING of over 1.2 degrees over the last 20 years so.....get the facts first and let Al Gore's scam run its course without any help. The earth is cooler now than 300 years ago well before SUV's and big oil. Scientist in the 70's when I was in college, warned about the coming ice age if we didn't change our ways.
I am against pollution and I am a very good steward of the earth and its resources but, I do not buy into this save the earth crap because, as someone already said here, it was here before us and will be here long after we are gone. Just check your facts first is all I am asking. Thank you.
Bill
point of pirates post =
not applicable
earths climate =
highly non-linear =
hundreds of VERY sensitive factors +
constant chaotic shifting of factors.
mainstream scientists =
highly linear =
only able to think in straight lines
mainstream scientists =
incapable of understanding high bandwidth cause,
effect,
and probability,
which represents earths climatic functions.
mainstream scientists =
unfit to judge the condition of earths climates * 58 =
they don't know what they are talking about=
they cannot understand earths climate,
with both hands,
a road map,
and a gun held to their heads
mainstream science =
constantly using several hundred times more words,
than required,
to express the point.
mainstream science cognitive processing=
vastly efficient=
vastly unworthy of respect
mainstream science =
pretentious,
wasteful,
short sighted-opinion,
declares itself all knowing.
mainstream science =
ignorance based belief system.
mainstream scientist reports =
extremely influenced by rich-people/politicians/media
rich-people/politicians/media =
well known liars,
who rarely tell the truth,
and never tell the whole truth.
very poor personal judgement =
believing a single word of ANY mainstream science report.
pirate =
spewing HIS poorly researched,
man made "non-sense",
on the forums
pirate =
vicious,
hubristical,
elderly person.
pirate =
grossly outdated mental formations,
and it shows.
pirate =
unfit to post information on the forums.
pirate =
/ignore
me +
revenge against pirates big mouth +
laugh at pirate's senility =
HAH HAH HAH
Well, I think your answer speaks for itself. I guess there is not much hope of preventing you from drinking the koolaid so....enjoy.
Bill
I think people condition themselves to see what they want to see.
I'd like to think that while i have a faith, my faith is based on logic. I abhor decisions that are purely driven by emotion - thats frankly dangerous.
Every time I challenge someone to PROVE beyond reasonable doubt the earth will implode from man made global warming, all I get is an avalanche of arm waving, pointing to theories ( not facts ), or the discredited IPCC "reports".
Trivia - "The Inconvenient Truth" if shown in a school in the UK now has to have a disclaimer that it is one sided and effectively POLITICAL PROPAGANDA. This is a legal requirement. So let me see - the flagship of media relations from Gore Inc is proven to be a propaganda tool. And it won two Oscars. And a Nobel prize. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7037671.stm
So let me see.........
Huge Lie = An Oscar
Huge Lie = An Nobel prize.
Yep, this planet is corrupted beyond help.
And then Lord Monckton weighhs in and sends mr gore off with a red face after hes finished with mr gores flight of fancy and emotive cinematographic delusion.
I dont know about eveyone else , but I'd rather base my decisions on reality. The whole global warming thing is closer to "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest"/"Alice In Wonderland" than reality.......
While its good to be energy efficient, what we have now is closer to a green religion thats taught as "fact " in schools and becomes a merry go round of circular unproven argument.
And before people attack my faith, I'd like to mention I have seen stuff that checks out to be around 1 in a billion probabilty happen in repsonse to prayer not once, but many times. This logically tells me there is a God who listens to prayer.
Its also obvious that the main push of the global warming argument is closer to closet communism and propaganda and emotion than provable hard scientific fact and slow, proven scientific study and solid reasoning.
I agree with Pirate - the coolaid comment is accurate
"During times of universal deceit telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"
- George Orwell, 1984.
Quote from: plasmastudent77 on April 03, 2009, 01:56:41 AM
I think people condition themselves to see what they want to see.
I'd like to think that while i have a faith, my faith is based on logic. I abhor decisions that are purely driven by emotion - thats frankly dangerous.
Every time I challenge someone to PROVE beyond reasonable doubt the earth will implode from man made global warming, all I get is an avalanche of arm waving, pointing to theories ( not facts ), or the discredited IPCC "reports".
Trivia - "The Inconvenient Truth" if shown in a school in the UK now has to have a disclaimer that it is POLITICAL PROPAGANDA. This is a legal requirement. So let me see - the flagship of media relations from Gore Inc is proven to be a propaganda tool. And it won an Oscar. And a Nobel.
So let me see.........
Huge Lie = An Oscar
Huge Lie = An Nobel prize.
Yep, this planet is corrupted beyond help.
And then Lord Monckton weighhs in and sends mr gore off with a red face after hes finished with mr gores flight of fancy and emotive cinematographic delusion.
I dont know about eveyone else , but I'd rather base my decisions on reality. The whole global warming thing is closer to "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest"/"Alice In Wonderland" than reality.......
While its good to be energy efficient, what we have now is closer to a green religion thats taught as "fact " in schools and becomes a merry go round of circular unproven argument.
And before people attack my faith, I'd like to mention I have seen stuff that checks out to be around 1 in a billion probabilty happen in repsonse to prayer not once, but many times. This logically tells me there is a God who listens to prayer.
Its also obvious that the main push of the global warming argument is closer to closet communism and propaganda and emotion than provable hard scientific fact and slow, proven scientific study and solid reasoning.
I agree with Pirate - the coolaid comment is accurate
"In a time of universal deception, telling the truth is a revolutionary act"
- George Orwell, 1984.
logic =
one half of your mind.
emotion/intuition/generality =
the other half of your mind.
logic =
the half of your mind, that forms details.
emotion/intuition/generality =
the half of your mind, that connects the details together.
emotion/intuition/generality =
the half of your mind, that fills in the gaping holes in your mental awareness=
that makes compromises between unjoinable oppositions.
throwing away emotion =
throwing away half your mind.
throwing away emotion =
throwing away your ability to connect details, into a larger picture
throwing away emotions =
NEVER being able to fill in the gaps, in your knowledge=
forever being full of holes
physical proof =
only applies to physical objects, that are immediately visible/audible.
probability=
possiblities,
potentials,
and chances,
which can NOT be seen physically !
probability =
WHERE MOST MENTAL PROCESSES WORTH ANYTHING, TAKE PLACE !
physical proof =
where little real mental function takes place.
a person who only understands/values probability =
a person who is completely detached from reality.
a person who only understands/values physical proof =
a person who possesses an EXTREMELY LIMITED range of mental activity
a person who only understands/values physical things =
a person with no imagination what so ever =
a person who DOES NOT belong in technological research circles
a person who only understands/values physical things =
a very, very dull individual
reality ALWAYS =
nothing but a personal opinion=
based on personal mental perception
probability =
far ranging,
fantastical aspects of the world,
which "could" still be true
"physical proof" =
extremely limited,
blind,
incomplete,
often negative aspects of the world,
which is "most likely" true,
but could be false,
"physical proof" =
"most likely" false,
if unsupported by understanding of probability/context
true reality =
both probability, and physical proof =
as fantastical as it is mundane =
balanced between the 2.
global warming issue =
mostly probability =
invisible to people who do not comprehend probability/factors/chance=
why it is impossible to explain to people who only understand physical proof
most gamblers =
people who don't understand probability =
people who lose all their money to the house =
people who likely think that the poorly chosen global warming label,
represents nothing
right wing supporters =
poor fools who have been snared,
by the physical senses valuing branch of the mind control system
left wing supporters =
poor fools who have been snared,
by the probability valuing branch of the mind control system
christian believers =
poor fools who have been snared,
by one of the more ancient mind control systems,
which has been heavily retrofitted down the centuries,
but still serves its intended purpose of locking down peoples minds with bull****
george orwell =
author of extremely unrealistic,
extremely negative,
extremely fear inducing propaganda piece.
george orwell quoters =
people who don't understand 1/4 of what they think they understand,
about how the world,
society,
and the individual human,
functions
anyone who agree's with pirates post in this thread =
true moron +
lobotomy +
*sshole
"plasmastuden" =
someone who needs to put away their bible,
and decide what THEY think about the world,
by consulting THEIR INNER TRUTH.
Quote from: plasmastudent77 on April 03, 2009, 01:56:41 AM
I think people condition themselves to see what they want to see.
I'd like to think that while i have a faith, my faith is based on logic. I abhor decisions that are purely driven by emotion - thats frankly dangerous.
Every time I challenge someone to PROVE beyond reasonable doubt the earth will implode from man made global warming, all I get is an avalanche of arm waving, pointing to theories ( not facts ), or the discredited IPCC "reports".
Trivia - "The Inconvenient Truth" if shown in a school in the UK now has to have a disclaimer that it is one sided and effectively POLITICAL PROPAGANDA. This is a legal requirement. So let me see - the flagship of media relations from Gore Inc is proven to be a propaganda tool. And it won two Oscars. And a Nobel prize. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7037671.stm
So let me see.........
Huge Lie = An Oscar
Huge Lie = An Nobel prize.
Yep, this planet is corrupted beyond help.
And then Lord Monckton weighhs in and sends mr gore off with a red face after hes finished with mr gores flight of fancy and emotive cinematographic delusion.
I dont know about eveyone else , but I'd rather base my decisions on reality. The whole global warming thing is closer to "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest"/"Alice In Wonderland" than reality.......
While its good to be energy efficient, what we have now is closer to a green religion thats taught as "fact " in schools and becomes a merry go round of circular unproven argument.
And before people attack my faith, I'd like to mention I have seen stuff that checks out to be around 1 in a billion probabilty happen in repsonse to prayer not once, but many times. This logically tells me there is a God who listens to prayer.
Its also obvious that the main push of the global warming argument is closer to closet communism and propaganda and emotion than provable hard scientific fact and slow, proven scientific study and solid reasoning.
I agree with Pirate - the coolaid comment is accurate
"During times of universal deceit telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"
- George Orwell, 1984.
strange, that happens to me every time i challenge somebody to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, their faith, all i get is an avalanche of arm waving and bible thumping, mixed with anecdotal accounts of miracles.
decisions based on reality... ok, what was that stuff about your omnipotent imaginary friend then?
it's not the planet that is corrupted, it is humanity. more to the point, it is the 'leaders' of government and 'leaders' of religion that are corrupt.
"this logically tells me..." NO, that is an assumption, there is no logic involved. had you involved logic in that case, you would have reasoned and realized that imaginary metaphysical shepherd entities are just that, IMAGINARY.
try offering your prayers to the sun, seriously and scientifically. you'll find the ratio of answered prayers to be about the same...
it's also obvious that the main push of the god exists argument is closer to closet communism and propaganda and emotion than provable hard scientific fact and slow, proven scientific study and solid reasoning.
i think people condition themselves to see what they want to see...
ancient legends regarding gods,
angels,
and spirits =
alien encounters
the positive encounters =
contact with a very joyful,
very loving,
very positive,
blond haired,
blue eyed,
part-asian looking race called the pleiadians / zhor.
the negative encounters =
contact with a vicious,
logical,
egotistical,
demon-like race called the reptilians.
original christianity =
bhuddist-like =
pleiadian-made
current christianity =
logical/unemotional/unforgiving =
reptilian-made
pleiadians =
quaranteened all contact with earth sometime around 6 AD,
in order to let humans develop their own culture.
reptilians =
kept interacting with humans,
to make them do all kinds of nasty things to each other,
and to the planet.
pleiadians =
planning to start interaction with humans again, sometime soon.
telepathic communication with both =
possible =
very indirect.
pleiadian telepathic communication =
intense emotional strength required to form a mental connection.
christianity =
destroys and inhibits emotions,
for to PREVENT pleiadian telepathic communication !
current christianity =
the way of lies,
darkness,
and unneccessary pain.
current christianity =
tricks you into thinking about negativity,
to get you to manifest negativity.
you + mocking me =
i don't need your rotten opinion =
i know the truth because i have FELT IT personally =
i can SEE the coherency of the truth with my emotions =
decide your own path but don't belittle my path
Wow! This is such a great response that, even I, may not be able to handle it. What a joke. Do you really take yourself this seriously? If so, more is the pity.
Bill
Quote from: Pirate88179 on April 03, 2009, 04:09:57 AM
Wow! This is such a great response that, even I, may not be able to handle it. What a joke. Do you really take yourself this seriously? If so, more is the pity.
Bill
your skull =
solid steel
your brain =
solid feces
a person =
what they type
you =
typer of 100% worthless things
you =
100% worthless
me =
demands your immediate suicide =
for the good of the gene pool =
for the good of the entire world=
for the good of the galaxy
Wow again! I was almost taken aback with your nonsensical reply. This does not speak well for your mother. Could she not have raised you any better than this? I mean, really. Let's not get personal here ok? Oops, too late, you already did. What a joke! So much hate in your tower posts it is hard to believe if I didn't read them myself. No wonder you post this way. Alas, it was fun while it lasted. Farewell.
Bill
you may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s. for your interest, i have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. as you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
@nit
please refrain from your demands of suicide to pirate, underneath that salty ol' sea dog exterior there lies a good man... as shown in graph below there are, including our own pirate, only 17 bonafides left in the world. surely you realize that in encouraging him to commit suicide you risk bringing about more global warming and earthquakes? i think it is obvious that you should instead send your women to him so he can breed with them and thereby reverse this diabolical process...
Quote from: WilbyInebriated on April 03, 2009, 09:17:45 AM
you may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s. for your interest, i have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. as you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
@nit
please refrain from your demands of suicide to pirate, underneath that salty ol' sea dog exterior there lies a good man... as shown in graph below there are, including our own pirate, only 17 bonafides left in the world. surely you realize that in encouraging him to commit suicide you risk bringing about more global warming and earthquakes? i think it is obvious that you should instead send your women to him so he can breed with them and thereby reverse this diabolical process...
i can build a mechanical pirate,
to replace him completely.
the mechanical pirate will have an ultra strength carbon filtration system,
built into his shiny metal *ss.
to slowly clense the atmosphere of CO2,
toxins,
excess sulfer,
and even bullsh*t particles.
unlike the organic pirate,
which is one of the leading worldwide offenders in bullsh*t particle emissions
but the main difference,
is that the mechanical pirate,
will be programmed to say things,
that actually have a use.
and if the mechanical pirate p*sses me off,
and i demand its suicide,
it will even comply faster.
mechanical pirate > forum pirate * 9 =
i win
You win?
What a joke!
This is funny.
Now I am typing like you.
Only so you can read it.
Also, I am typing very slow
So that should help you too.
Obviously you have learning problems
So, I am trying to make allowances.
If you can't read this, pm me and I will post again and type even slower.
I am trying to help you. I try to respect ignorant folks.
Bill
Quote from: Pirate88179 on April 04, 2009, 03:05:55 AM
You win?
What a joke!
This is funny.
Now I am typing like you.
Only so you can read it.
Also, I am typing very slow
So that should help you too.
Obviously you have learning problems
So, I am trying to make allowances.
If you can't read this, pm me and I will post again and type even slower.
I am trying to help you. I try to respect ignorant folks.
Bill
me =
already delivered assessment,
of your extensive mental flaws
you =
minimal comprehension of my posts,
to the further detriment of YOUR personal validity
me =
not cursed with the extreme inefficiency,
that cripples mainstream communication.
mainstream communication =
broken wasteful garbage,
not fit to feed to a rodent.
you defending mainstream communication =
poorly disguised, unsuccessful attempt to attack my validity
you =
have no validity =
nothing for me to tear down =
you have nothing left to lose =
the reason why you don't mind dragging against rock bottom,
while trying to attack me
you =
too foolish to know when to stop beating your head against a wall =
possible reason for your extensive mental flaws =
stop hurting yourself already
your big mouth =
the reason why i started burning your *ss with my resentment
your big mouth + keeps on running =
the only reason i'm still burning your *ss with my resentment + right up to this moment
your big mouth =
liability only to you
your big mouth =
no skin off my nose what so ever
this rivalry =
stops when your mouth stops running
your mouth no longer running =
i doubt you know how =
this could take awhile
Gee I don't know how you type but when I type it is not with my mouth. If you type with your mouth, that must be painful. I am sorry for you. Look on the bright side, one day, you might actually get a life, and then, you can stop using your mouth on the keyboard. Trust me. This day will come if you work hard enough for it. So, don't give up yet. One day, you will grow up.
Bill