http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_britain_iraq_blair
While reading that piece, after returning from a long day trip, I nodded off in the middle.
I suddenly found myself watching a big screen TV with a test pattern showing which turned into what looked like a spiral screen saver thing, oddly resembling the Norway spiral.
The spiral turned faster and faster, and I found myself in attendance at first, one 'Bliar Inquiry', and immediately following, another alternate version.
In the first one here is what I heard, as Bliar explained why he gave the order to invade Iraq...
" well, you see m'Lord, I lost this massive bet with Mr Bush...and it was either invade...or a [gulps and takes a drink of water] do a '4some' with the Bush's.
And my wife was having none of that!!! As she wasn't remotely attracted to Mrs Bush."
Come now Mr. Bliar, Laura Bush is not an unattractive woman.
"Yes, that is very true m'Lord...but you see, it was George SENIOR, that I lost the bet to.
At first, I was just going to 'bite the bullet', so to speak, and invite the Bush's over for the night.
You see, I heard that the old guy had a rather small willie, and was having problems 'rising to the occasion', so to speak - and I thought I would get to be the "pitcher", as it were, and it would be a breeze."
But then I found out Barbara liked to "pitch" also.
So thats why we invaded Iraq m'Lord.
I felt like I was backed into a corner...she weras chaps and a cowboy hat...and she cackles m'Lord...what could I do ?!
I simply couldn't bear the thought...I had had nightmare's for weeks m'Lord. "
Suddenly I found myself at an alternate version...where Bliar appeared much more relaxed and had just finishing saying something and was adjusting his tie confidently...
No, Mr Bliar, this is not 'multiple choice', and you cannot 'call a friend'...this is not 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'.
" I, ah...er..sorry m'Lord...then I'll take, 'get out of jail free' for 2 hundred, and pass Go."
This is not 'Jeopardy' or 'Monopoly' either...you may however, be in some jeopardy and need a 'get out of jail free' card.
" By that, I would assume requesting a 'lifeline' is not an option either."
The next thing I knew, Bliar was being played by Reggie Perrin...and thats when the phone rang.
Regards...
to much weed dude,
slow down.. please