Puuuuurrrrpetual Motion Problem Solved!!!

[Evil Roy Slade]

This is absolutely silly. I simply do not believe a cat can have straight legs like that!

Any slight leg curvature would cause an unacceptably large loss of centripetal momentum
which would obviously result in the feline's cranial cavity to be compromised.

So there!


ERS

[beedees]

perhaps a turbine powered by the cats vomit stream would add to the power output?

[Koen1]

I guess it depends on what type of cat you use...
Manx cats have no tail, might not work...
Hairless cats might get cold and start to shiver, introducing unwanted perpendicular oscillations in the system.

Schr?dinger cats are alive and dead at the same time...
Uncertainty principle probably holds for the resultant output: output is both OU and not at the same time.
Untill we open the box, of course.

Would using a tiger make for more output? Or would it only make the experiment more dangerous?

[laserman]

UPDATE!!! First experiment was a failure, neighbor goes on vacation next week.

[sm0ky2]

oddly enough, a manx cat ALSO lands on its feet when dropped.

i had previously assumed that the tail was necessary for their areobatic skills, but this is not the case.