Testing the TK Tar Baby

TinselKoala · July 13, 2012, 08:04:15 PM

Quote from: picowatt on July 13, 2012, 07:49:03 PM
TK,

Wow, you sure got a lot more out of tha non-existent lab report than I did!

I merely concluded that either there was no such report, or that it did not reflect well in her favor.

Surely if the report confirmed her assertions she would have held it up for all the world to see.

PW

Well, it looks to me like she said several things.

She said that they confirmed her numbers.
Big deal, so could Bugs Bunny if he had a Tek DSO and didn't know how to use it. And he's not even a boffin -- he's a _cartoon rabbit_.

She said,
"They are forwarding certain resistors and equipment for us to apply".
A noninductive shunt resistor? What else could it be? Equipment to apply... a filter cap bank, a diff voltage probe, shielded jumpers, a Clarke-Hess power meter?

And she said,
"I'll detail more about those test requirements when I've got them."
So they have asked her to perform certain tests of her own, the details of which she does not yet know (ho ho ho), using the equipment and resistors that they supply. Why on earth would they do that, if not to have HER convince herself of something?

Here, I'm returning your free energy device from our laboratory, along with some of my kit, so that YOU can test your device yourself in your broom closet, since you've demonstrated how competent you are with test equipment in general, because the amount of free energy we found using our special resistors is so astounding that YOU have got to see it for yourself.

Uh huh.

picowatt · July 13, 2012, 08:07:31 PM

Quote from: TinselKoala on July 13, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Well, it looks to me like she said several things.

She said that they confirmed her numbers.
Big deal, so could Bugs Bunny if he had a Tek DSO and didn't know how to use it. And he's not even a boffin -- he's a _cartoon rabbit_.

She said,
"They are forwarding certain resistors and equipment for us to apply".
A noninductive shunt resistor? What else could it be? Equipment to apply... a filter cap bank, a diff voltage probe, shielded jumpers, a Clarke-Hess power meter?

And she said,
"I'll detail more about those test requirements when I've got them."
So they have asked her to perform certain tests of her own, the details of which she does not yet know (ho ho ho), using the equipment and resistors that they supply. Why on earth would they do that, if not to have HER convince herself of something?

Here, I'm returning your free energy device from our laboratory, along with some of my kit, so that YOU can test your device yourself in your broom closet, since you've demonstrated how competent you are with test equipment in general, because the amount of free energy we found using our special resistors is so astounding that YOU have got to see it for yourself.

Uh huh.

TK

So, basically, what I said...

ADDED: I thought she said some time ago that she was going to release the report regardless of what it said? Surely the lab's name can be blacked out, as their desire to remain anonymous is apparently her excuse for not releasing the report.

PW

TinselKoala · July 13, 2012, 08:19:35 PM

The whole "lab" scenario is hilarious anyway. Why on earth would anyone in a lab equipped with electronic test equipment and at least one tech who knows the difference between "STBY" and "OFF"... why on earth would they request that a circuit with a handful of commonly available components, wired together in a manner that is known (or so we are assured by Ainslie), be sent halfway around the world to them for testing?

It can only be because they first built the thing themselves with parts they bought at Fry's over the counter, or had delivered from DigiKey by next-day-air, and it DID NOT WORK as claimed. So, they, being honest true believers and/or giving Ainslie all benefit of doubt, decide that IF her claims are true there must be something special about HER particular circuit itself that they have not been able to duplicate, therefore they must test HER specific device itself.

And so they have, and now we are all waiting for the big reveal: her numbers have been confirmed! Yes, the scope does INDEED read those numbers when it is hooked up just like she says !!

I'm telling you, it's that white pegboard, 16x19 grid of 1/4 inch holes on one inch centers, 3/4 inch thick, made of some alien material only found in SA, like MDF or something, and coated with special zipon-generating white paint.

MileHigh · July 13, 2012, 08:20:00 PM

PW:

She is a reptile.

MileHigh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLDY-7TUogk

TinselKoala · July 13, 2012, 08:26:12 PM

Quote from: picowatt on July 13, 2012, 08:07:31 PM
TK

So, basically, what I said...

ADDED: I thought she said some time ago that she was going to release the report regardless of what it said? Surely the lab's name can be blacked out, as their desire to remain anonymous is apparently her excuse for not releasing the report.

PW

My my my. An instance of Ainslie not doing something she said she was gonna do.

I wonder if Stefan is still checking his inbox for those spreadsheets that she promised to him last April.

I know that I am still looking forward to her transcripts of all my videos, that she promised to me a couple of months ago.

Answers to questions, releases of data, corrections of errors, open source...... all broken promises of release of something or other. Why should you be surprised that there is no "official" release of any report? There never has been a release of any of the reports of the alphabet agencies that she keeps "citing" as confirmations of her COP>17 circuit, either, and it's been ten years.