Mathematical Analysis of an Ideal ZED

[minnie]

     Wayne and Larry went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
     Wayne fell down and broke his crown and Larry came tumbling after.
     And Red_Sunset and Webby and Magluvin and a few others!


     Congratulations to Mondrasek-a true researcher!
                                           John.

[minnie]

 
   Question,
                 how much does it cost to pump a little bit of "virtual water"?
                                                      John.

[minnie]

   Answer,
               virtually nothing!
                                      John

[powercat]

Step right up and get 10 better than "ideal ZED" devices for less than $12.00!  These devices require no precharge, have no set-up losses, occupy a tiny fraction of the volume of the "ideal ZED", can store more than 10 times more accsessible energy than the "ideal ZED", don't leak, work in any orientation, don't lose fluid to evaporation, and don't corrode themselves with water!  What they have is the same force versus distance constant as the "ideal ZED".  Instead of a fully extended envelope of greater than 69.5mm H x 46mm Dia, these babies are less than 15mm long by 3mm diameter.  IOW they fit in less than 1/1000th the volume of the "ideal ZED" while exactly matching the "ideal ZED" transfer function, without any of the complexity or headaches.  That's right:  They have more than 10,000 times the accessible volumetric energy density as the "ideal ZED".  And did someone mention cycle rate?  The self resonant frequency of these springs is in the thousands of cycles per second.  How fast can a ZED cycle?  All that and they cost less than $1.20 each when you buy 10 at a time and save!

http://www.amazon.com/Compression-Spring-Stainless-Compressed-Capacity/dp/tech-data/B005S4HDZ8

Compression Spring, Stainless Steel, Metric, 2.82 mm OD, 0.32 mm Wire Size, 6.1 mm Compressed Length, 14.2 mm Free Length, 3.91 N Load Capacity, 0.48 N/mm Spring Rate (Pack of 10) Price:    $11.73

WoW they sound fantastic, what an amazing product, I really need some of them now, but before I part with my $ can I see one running ? and producing excess energy ?  That's the big question, hope you'r ZED isn't like Wayne's (doesn't actually worked in reality)

[MarkE]

WoW they sound fantastic, what an amazing product, I really need some of them now, but before I part with my $ can I see one running ? and producing excess energy ?  That's the big question, hope you'r ZED isn't like Wayne's (doesn't actually worked in reality)

These are better than even an "ideal ZED" in every way I said they are.  Unfortunately, just like Wayne's machines, these aren't over unity either.