The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[ltseung888]

Dear Koen1,

In the 4 legged stool experiment, the expected results are:
(1) When using right hand, rotation is clockwise.
(2) When using left hand, rotation is counter-clockwise.
(3) There is no need for a conscious, deliberate strong push from the players.  The natural leaning motion is sufficient to start, maintain and speed up the rotation.
(4) After the stool rotates, if the players walk and follow the rotation, the walk will become a run.
(5) For old folks like us, we stop and drop out as soon as we get dizzy.  For the young players under competition, the one who drops out first loses.
(6) For these young players, the rotation will be very fast.  They will experience the same feeling as the lady skater in a skating ring being swung off the floor.  One of them will start ?flying? up ? feet off the ground.
(7) The result will be an imbalance; the stool will start to tip over.  Thus this fast running and flying should only be done in an open grass or mud field for safety measures.
(8 ) The water in the bowl will form a vortex.  That vortex will hit the stool because the bowl is 3/4 filled.  There will be remixing of the water.

The implications of the experiment are:
(1)   A small force applied to a rotating object can rotate it towards infinite speed.  (In linear motion, a small force will accelerate an object along a straight line.  If there were no friction or air resistance, the velocity will tend to become infinite according to Newtonian Physics.  In Einstein?s relativity, there will be a speed of light limitation.)

(2)   Wang Shum Ho replaced the bowl of water with a bowl of ferro (magnetic) liquid; he replaced the 4 running persons with a rotating magnet; he replaced the 4 legged stool with a bended 4 legged cover.

(3)   The ferro liquid will ?vortex? and remix on rotation and interaction with the rotating magnet.

(4)   This magnetic rotating liquid arrangement is then coupled with a solid magnet rotation arrangement similar to the David Hamel set up.

(5)   The combination of these two systems will result in the famous Wang Shum Ho Electricity Generator that was patented and demonstrated in front of 5 Chinese Officials on January 15, 2006.  That led to multi-billion dollar funding in June, 2006.  That in turn resulted in 2 working electricity generators being certified since October 2006.  Details are in http://www.energyfromair.com/beijing/wang3a.htm.

(6)   Major Todd Hathaway of DoD is particularly interested in this Wang Device.  His delegation will visit China after the formal announcement and demonstration of the product.  He may have something from the USA side to put on the table to produce a win-win between China and USA.

(7)   Japan may participate because they have a flux change system similar to the Tom Bearden et al patented system in production.  A likely timeframe is within 2008 (most optimistic is April).

Lawrence Tseung
A lady consultant, Ms. Dilys Shiu suggested positive thinking.  But stick to the tactics of sowing seeds and allow some seeds to perish as a practical measure.

[Devil]

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(6)   Major Todd Hathaway of DoD is particularly interested in this Wang Device.  His delegation will visit China after the formal announcement and demonstration of the product.  He may have something from the USA side to put on the table to produce a win-win between China and USA.

Lawrence Tseung
A lady consultant, Ms. Dilys Shiu suggested positive thinking.  But stick to the tactics of sowing seeds and allow some seeds to perish as a practical measure.

Tseung, you think you can get the Chinese and USA Officials to disclose or trade what they regard as top-notch technologies.  You are just human.

Only I or the Gods can do that.

[langley]

The story so far:

Remember me, Mr. Tseung?

I am in big trouble over your Lead Out System. Your system of Leading Out cosmic energy works so well it has become a major catastrophe for me here at Langley.

As you know it was my job, under orders from Langley, to service your Mr. Wang?s wang with my ming.

This I did to my everlasting chagrin.

I do not know what you people are experimenting with, I only know that my ming, because of this exposure, is now Leading Out cosmic energy  at a level where I have become a danger to myself and society.

It started soon after my return to Langley.

I had been given a few days off so my ming could recover from over-use and to give my bottom a chance to heal the carpet burns.

I had the first indication that something was wrong  when I went to the toilet and the toilet simply disintegrated after urinating. There was no noise, just a feebly felt vibration and the toilet turned to dust that lay like a chalky deposit on the floor. Whatever it was seemed to have sealed the pipes, for there was no water anywhere.

You get used to a lot of unusual stuff at Langley, they are forever doing strange things here, and I left it at that, thinking that any comment on what had just happened would be seen as me sticking my nose into classified affairs where it did not belong. You also learn that at Langley.

Then it happened a second time. This time I was more observant. As soon as my urine started to flow the toilet became less and less substantial until it disappeared after I finished and again left this powder on the floor.

I now thought it conceivable it had something to do with me. The proof came after I had destroyed four more toilets in that manner. The force, whatever it was, had become stronger and I had difficulty getting out of the last toilet before the floor disintegrated.

By that time the agency had caught on to me. I told them what I thought had happened.

I was grilled mercilessly for several hours until I declared I had to go to the toilet no matter what and if they were prepared to take the consequences in the interview room I would just have to let it rip so to speak.

I was unceremoniously bundled out of the interview room and driven some 300 meters away from the complex. There I was told to do my business behind a large tree.

I complied.

Well, and how I did comply!

Because I had not been to the toilet for such a long time, when my bladder emptied so did my bowels. The result was spectacular. The earth shook, there was a bright flash, the tree was ripped from the ground and took off. There was a huge crater left where I had been sitting.

I was alright because the blast had thrown me clear. Several Langley agents were covered in my number one?s and two?s and the car we had arrived in was a write-off.

To say that I was unpopular would be an understatement.

It could have been alright, even at this stage, but unfortunately the tree blew clear into the main office block and landed in the office of the Director of Operations.

My life has been hell ever since.

I have just, for the first time in days, been able to sneak off and post this warning.

They know about you and how powerful your technology is and they will do anything to get their hands on it. They are also extremely interested in Mr. Wang?s wang.

I am very unhappy and frustrated. I am not even game to play with my ming for fear of dire consequences.

Help me if you can, just tell me how I can lift this curse off my ming. They are considering here to use me as the power module to drive their flying saucer to Mars.

They are already designing the thing.

So pleeeeaaasse HELP!!!!!!   

Mingmei

Well, Mr Tseung, Mingmei here again.

I owe you an apology. What I thought was a huge disaster has now turned around to benefit me in ways I never thought possible.

Remember what your Mr. Wang?s wang did to my ming? Well, because of it I am now the most important person at Langley. Not the most powerful, mind you, just the most important, there is a difference.

Let me tell you what happened after the tree blew straight into the office of the Director of Operations because of me urinating and defecating next to it. Well you should have seen the turmoil this caused. I had hardly pulled my pants up when sirens went off everywhere and people with guns, helicopters and vehicles started to converge on me from all directions.

My minders, still covered in bits of my number one?s and two?s tried to take charge of the situation by immediately arresting me. I had a bigger escort back to the main block than the president of the United States.

They did not handcuff me but locked me in a ground floor office and put guards outside the door while they were trying to work out what to do with me and whom to contact.

Whoever owned the office had made himself comfortable, for there was a well stocked bar fridge next to the filing cabinets. Feeling like a drink after my ordeal I poured myself a stiff Bourbon and filled the tall glass up with Coke. It went down well and I had a second and a third one.

You can guess what happened.

I needed to go to the toilet - badly.

The guards at the door ignored my pleas to be allowed to go to the toilet and told me just to piss on the floor if it was that bad. Evidently they had not been briefed. They probably did not even have a key.

This made me very angry. I thought I would teach them a lesson. Instead of doing it on the floor I would demolish the outside wall with my urine laden with cosmic energy thanks to your Mr. Wang?s wang.

Being able to urinate standing up is an important asset in the spy business as it gives the agent more flexibility when in the field. This is why they teach women to do it this way, just in case they need to relieve themselves in the middle of an operation without having to strip down and squat and therefore become vulnerable. It is a neat trick but it requires some practice. Needless  to say, I had mastered the art.

To cut a long story short, I put myself into position and started directing my stream at the wall.

This was the first time I actually observed my urine stream and its impact on the wall. It looked like normal piss until it encountered the solidity of the wall. Where the stream hit the wall simply disintegrated into a white powder that drifted to the ground. I had wondered how it could do and at the same time do no harm to my body. I mean, I should have dissolved with all that powerful stuff inside of me.

That is when it hit me.

The Lee Tseung Lead out Theory! It had to be the answer. What was inside me and my urine and the number two?s for that matter was just POTENTIAL COSMIC ENERGY to which Mr. Wang?s wang had opened a gate!  On its own it did nothing. It was carried by the air, acting like a conductor, to the target where it interacted with matter. The still air concept!!!!!

I knew then that I had solved the riddle and that Mr. Lee and Mr. Tseung had been right all along.

I suddenly had a sense of power. I could control it.

Anyway, the wall dissolved and I walked simply out of my prison. Just to be awkward I went to the Langley cafeteria and ordered some coffee and doughnuts. Everything went quiet, you could have heard a pin drop. I sat down and awaited events like a boat on calm water.

It was not long in coming. The Director of Operations walked in and sat at my table. As if on command everybody left and soon there were just the two of us in what had been only moments before a crowded room.

?OK Ming? he said in a very controlled and calm fashion, ?what do you want??. I told him my name was Mingmei and that my ming was that thing between my legs and could he perhaps call me by my proper name.

He apologised and repeated the question.

I said that all I wanted was to be treated like a human being and not as some piece of laboratory equipment, that I was quite willing to co-operate and that I knew what the secret of my power was and I knew how it could be controlled and used.

I explained to him the Lee-Tseung Lead out theory and the still air concept. I suggested that since air was the carrier of the energy all we needed to do was to keep air away from my excrement and it could be stored for further use,. I offered to demonstrate.

We went to the laboratory and there before a panel of scientists I urinated into a bucket that had been filled beforehand with carbon dioxide gas. Nothing happened. One of the scientists took a little of my urine from the bucket with a pipette and sprayed a couple of drops on the floor where suddenly a 18 inch crater appeared.

That particular phenomenon is now known as the ?Wanger Effect? in honour of your Mr. Wang, though I wonder why they at Langley insist on spelling it with a ?k?.

I now live in a VIP suite at Langley with a specially modified toilet. They treat me like a queen and I would be very happy if it was not for the fact that they are using my cosmically charged urine for a most dreadful weapon they are calling the ?Nitrogen Bomb?. You see, they have discovered that it is not the air as such that carries the cosmic energy, it is the nitrogen in the air that does that.

By combining the Wanger effect with your famous four legged stool experiment (they simply filled the bowl upon which the stool rotates with cosmic urine) they have created a dreadful weapon as you can see in the attached CIA training video. The tests were conducted last week somewhere in the Nevada desert.

Warn the rest of the world. What these people are doing is evil.

Mingmei

Evil people Lead Out dreadful weapon from the Lee-Tseung theory.

[Localjoe]

@Devil

You are Obviously VERY EXPERIENCED WITH MR WANGS DONG Please move slowly to avoid chafing

[langley]

@ Localjoe

EXCUSE ME Three and one half inches lasting 90 seconds is not a Dong! It is a wang, a little one at that.

Mingmei