Aliens are coming October 14th 2008 Galactic Federation

[helmut]

You are quite correct Tesla4.
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Too little common sense and too much dope is a formula for disaster.

Hans von Lieven

Moin Moin Hans
Since some long time, i do search after a solution to get clean and free energy.
Thats one of the reason for me , to be here.
I am shure, that a decentralised energy supply supports the future for our coming
generation in a good way. Desalination,  or the production of healthy and clean water, in
a big quantity on each point on earth , will help to feed people where ever they like to life.
High energy prices will make it impossible, that in future a community develops fair and equal
live conditions for all beings.
I dont know, what happend here, but i see the time passing .
Day by day .
I see this topic here with low interest.
Because i would also not care if someone in a bookstore looks
out for some sience fiction literature.
30 Years ago   i use to read "Perry Rodan" or" Ren Dark" myselve and was very fascinated by the
Idea of the characters in that story.
So now, i decide , not to invest my time here.

If they come.....they come ....i can not stop it. Thats shure.
If they do not come,....... they do not come. Thats ok .

But we have no time to waist and shall continue, to search after a way, for free available energy.
Please help us.

helmut

[martinzurix]

Guys and Girls they are coming November the 11th for all to see  Cheesy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7159734280952213034&hl=en-GB

owhaha ha haa this gay   is totaly mad or get hight on som kind of powerful drugs:D

[hansvonlieven]

Tach Helmut,

Ja, Gucki den Mausbiber kenn ich auch LOL Aber das ist mehr als 30 Jahre lang her. Das Ding fing an in den 50er Jahren.

Hans

[mindsweeper]

If you cant beat em, join em I say.

Why Aliens Will Never Visit Earth

I wanted to be serious for a few moments and dispell rumors that aliens have visited earth. I will hereby debunk every known theory, sighting, or close encounter and will explain explicitly why aliens will not bother to visit our tasty little orb.

First, the sightings of ufos. I group them all together into one universal group and vigorously contend that each of the known "sightings" can be reduced to one simple answer: flatulence.

Yep, that's right. We all know about it, most of us have it, and even more of us sort of actually enjoy its presence in our lives. It is a well documented scientific FACT that our own malodorous noise maker is highly flammable and that it floats upward at tremendous speeds. Actually, the speed of flatulence is inversely related to the number of people ABOUT to walk into the room where you were tooting your own horn. If 7 of your wife's closest friends are about to walk into the den where you thought you were alone, flatulence travels at about 2 feet per hour at best. But after that, it has been clocked upwards of 4300 miles per hour.

It is believed that the "FART" was documented well before the first alleged alien/ufo sighting. The match and fire was next, then the wheel. It only stands to reason that there were caveman ancestors of mine who saw the logical beauty of taking this new found fire and mixing it with their voluminous quantitys of caveman body gas. Cavemen had a largely sulphuric diet and the early days of our planet were more noxious than most realize. It wasn't meteors that killed the dinosaurs. It was the first pregnant cavelady who combined the sulphur based diet with being pregnant. Basically, that's all it took.

Now, why the aliens will never visit our planet: My dad loves to fart into his cell phone to "get me good". On those fine occassions where I answer with a basic "hello", and am met by the sound of a choking duck on the other end, I know that my dad is on the other end showing me how funny he really is. It wasn't funny enough that he named his two boys Cash and Carey. Nah, he has to call me up at the age of 67 and rip me a new earhole. And how, you may ask, will this keep aliens from visiting the earth? Simple.

As has been documented factually on numerous top rated websites, aliens obviously do exist. That has never been in question. As Stan Dare documented on www.aliensreallyexist.com, aliens really exist. However, they, like most of my redneck inlaws, choose to steal basic cable rather than pay for it. And where do they steal it? Right from those same multi-use satellites that transmist our cable/cell phone signals across our planet. And when my Dad fires one up, (and he rarely stops at just one) that noise gets broadcast right onto the television set of every
Xornquellian (well known dark planet) in the cosmos. Folks, this ain't rocket science. This is alien science. I gotta believe that those aliens up there bootlegging cable from our satellites are smart enough to know that the atmosphere of our planet smells of rotten eggs and ranch style beans.

So, in the name of interplanetary safety, let er' rip!

[mindsweeper]

On a more serious side.

Written by a Senior Astronomer, Project Phoenix

When it comes to alien activities, visiting Earth seems to be pretty high on the "to do" list. But does that make sense?

Approximately half the U.S. population suspects that extraterrestrials have come to our planet. This is such a controversial (and emotional) topic that its mere mention in one of these articles is usually sufficient to guarantee a storm of Web chat and high-voltage e-mails. In the end, of course, the matter of alien visitation will be decided by the evidence, not by the intensity of opinion. While I certainly expect that the Galaxy is home to many advanced societies, the quality of the evidence has so far failed to convince me that any of them have emissaries on our planet.

But lets back off to our neutral corners for a moment and consider an intimately related question: why would aliens be visiting now? According to the most popular view of this matter, extraterrestrial craft have been flitting across our skies since 1947. Thats 55 years in a planetary history of 4,600,000,000 years. If we assume for the moment that these claims are real, this chronology tells us immediately that either (1) we are the beneficiaries of an enormously rare event (one chance in 100 million, or if you want to argue that no aliens would visit until they detected oxygen in our atmosphere, one chance in 40 million), (2) the aliens routinely visit Earth, or (3) our activities (nuclear tests, environmental degradation, etc.) have attracted the aliens attention, and encouraged them to drop by.


The first possibility, that we just happened to luck out (being around for the first and only alien encounter), is less probable than that you not someone, but you will win next months lottery jackpot. It strains credulity, to use polite vernacular.

The second possibility, that Earth hosts extraterrestrials on a routine basis, and therefore a visit during your lifetime is not particularly improbable, deserves a bit more scrutiny. The question is, how often do they visit? If its only once in a few tens of millions of years, were back to the first possibility, and the odds are highly stacked against you being one of the lucky visitees. But some folk claim that aliens have glissaded to Earth in historical times (five millennia ago, when the pyramids were built, or one millennium ago, when the Nazca Indians elected to decorate the Peruvian desert floor with glyphs of turkeys and other of their favorite fauna). If any of this is true, it argues for visits at least once every 1,000 years or so. The problem with this is that barring some reason for them to visit humans in particular (a possibility we consider below) it implies that there have been millions of expeditions to Earth! We may send the occasional anthropological research team to Borneo, but we dont send millions. And its a lot easier to get to Borneo than to traverse hundreds or thousands of light-years. This, too, seems to be an unlikely explanation for visitors now.

Finally, we consider door number three we have enticed the aliens with human activity. Lets set aside the question of whether advanced galactic societies would have the slightest interest in our wars, our pollution problems, or our reproductive systems. The real question is, how would they know about us at all?

In fact, theres only one clear and persistent "signal" that Homo sapiens has ever sent to the stars: our high-frequency radio transmissions, including television and radar. The Victorians (let alone the Egyptians or the Nazca Indians), despite all their technical sophistication, could never have been spotted from light-years away. Humans have been making their presence known to the universe only for the last 70 years or so.

And thats a problem. It means that even if, after receiving an earthly transmission, the aliens can immediately scramble their spacecraft and fly to Earth at the speed of light, they cant be farther than 8 light-years away to have arrived by 1947. There are four star systems within this distance. Count em, four. Were back to winning the lottery.

What about warp drive? Maybe the aliens can create wormholes and get here in essentially no time. It doesnt matter. Our signals travel at the speed of light, and this means that even with infinitely fast spacecraft, the aliens cant be farther off than 15 light-years to have reached our lovely planet by 1947. The number of star systems within 15 light-years is about three dozen. There would have to be 10 billion technically sophisticated societies in the Galaxy to have a reasonable chance of finding one camped out among the nearest three dozen stars. Thats optimism of a high level indeed.

Its nice to think that either Earth or its human inhabitants have not only attracted the attention of galactic neighbors, but encouraged them to visit.

But frankly, the numbers dont give much support to this somewhat self-indulgent idea.