Tower Speak, is Superior, to normal typing !

[Bob Smith]

Don't fetter your letter
With a full page sweater.
You'll do so much better
In a column-wide fetter.

Wide lines are like litter
That make your eyes skitter
With mind-mushing jitter
From long drawn out chitter.

So try to speak tower.
It's the language of power.
Where ideas flower
And babble will cower.

It's near over unity.
You can write with impunity
At each opportunity,
So try it real soonity )

B

[nitinnun]

you =
forgot the most important part


me > jesus + god+ santa clause


me =
ho ho mwhahahah my child

[hansvonlieven]

me > jesus + god+ santa clause

Ever
Heard of
Megalomania
Nitwit?

Hans von Lieven

[alan]

you =
forgot the most important part


me > jesus + god+ santa clause


me =
ho ho mwhahahah my child

jesus = -infinity
god = +infinity
that makes you biggerer than santa clause alone

[WilbyInebriated]

i like this tower speak, just read it like william shatner is speaking it, it's hilarious...