"access forbidden due to too much traffic"

[capthook]

P.S. The website firewall is set to usage like a normal surfer would
click and read the forum pages.
So don´t click too many pages at once in a short time interval, otherwise you could get blocked
by the firewall.

Normal?  And really, *who* is normal around here  ?

So, the more we read and click the better.
But not too fast, or you get blocked for a few days.
So hurry up but slow down.
Click on a lot but don't click too fast.
And if you read fast, drink 6 beers first and maybe you will be too cross-eyed to read fast so then you won't click too fast and get blocked for several days.
And if you are right-handed, use your left-hand 'cause that will help slow you down too.
But not too slow, 'cause the more clicks the better.
But not too fast, 'cause too many clicks too close together will cause the rotation of the earth to slow meaning a change in the global weather patterns that might lead to the extinction of all life!!!