Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize!!!

[Cap-Z-ro]

To clear up any cornfusion:

Obomba was awarded the Nobel Prize as a result of an obscure and rarely used clause in their previously perceived prestigious prize picking protocol.

Apparently, during an Olympic year, if you end up the loser of an Olympic bid, and if you are in any way whatsoever eligible, you will be awarded the Nobel Prize, as a consolation.

After all, when million man murderer Hank Kissinger won it...it kinda took the shine off it from then on.

So these days they hand them out willy-nilly to any dickhead who can smile and lie without their face morphing into that of a twisted drooling sot between expressions of false sincerity.

Regards...

[jibbguy]

NEWS FLASH!! THIS JUST IN:


Barack Obama has just won the America's Cup!


Shocked yachtsmen from all over the world today are amazed at the America's Cup Committee's unanimous decision to award the 2009 America's Cup, yachting's greatest prize, to U.S. President Barack Obama.


Commodore Wilford Sternlover, the America's Cup Association chairman, gave the surprise press conference minutes after the Nobel Foundation's award of the Peace Prize to President Obama. When asked by the reporters what prompted the prize being given not to a boat or crew, but to a person who's probably never even been on a racing yacht, he replied:


"No one has ever sailed by controversy and responsibility with such deft skills. We were so taken with the President's tacking abilities, that we decided he must win the Cup. Besides, if the rumors are true, President Obama will also soon be awarded the Pulitzer Prize, the Stanley Cup, and the Irish Sweepstakes. We need to insure that our organization is given proper press."

[Cap-Z-ro]

He's a shew in for an Oscar for best lead in a satire.

[onthecuttingedge2005]

Hallo Jerry, alles Klar! Wir mussen mal ein Bier trinken, du hast richtig interessante Posts hier!

Jan Gerrit

Hi Jan

Wir hatten Octoberfest heute für das deutsche Feiern, Polka-Tanz, Sauerkraut und deutsche Wurst-belegte Bröte und Straßenverkäufer aller Sorten, Wink-Bier, um es hinunterzuwürgen.

Jerry

[d3adp00l]

I heard next up is a congressional medal of Honor, a silver star, a purple heart, distinguished services, bronze stars, and a whole bunch of others.

it doesn't matter if he did anything for them, he deserves them, just because he exists.


Fall at his feet, bow and worship. Take your chip, and prepare to die for the cause.