Testing the TK Tar Baby

[WilbyInebriated]

A bit out of character for you actually to post something useful and helpful, isn't it?

i learned it from watching you big poppy...

Pearls before swine, Wilby, horses to water.

well... you are my favorite little piggy... you know, the one who cries weeee weeee weeee all the way home.

[TinselKoala]

@PW: Got it, understood, makes perfect sense. It's wonderful to have a common language, isn't it. I like the bootstrap cap to make Q1 turn on, that's clever.


@Wilby: Parsing your post, I see that you must mean that you are in imitation of me, having learned to post something useful. And the other part.... "Home" is several levels up, if you check your top left screen. We are in "solid state devices", the "Testing the TK Tar Baby" thread. You can huff and puff, but you can't blow this house down. The swine that you are casting your pearls before, that is, the person whom your .pdf would most benefit, will neither appreciate it, like those pearls before the swine, nor will she likely even read it, like that horse you can't make to drink.

Thank you for making my metaphors explicit, you parity-challenged left-turning donut eater, you.

[Rosemary Ainslie]

Hello MileHigh. 

Is this YOUR work?  It's EXCELLENT.  Blow away stuff.  Sort of 60's flirtation with existential irrelevance.  But very well constructed.

WOW.  If you subscribe to this then there's no wonder you're usually located so far out of reach.

Kindest regards,
Rosie

All:

The Bizarro Universe is unfolding as it should.

You are a fluke of the universe.  You have no right to be here.

Deteriorata.  Deteriorata.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore.  It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311.  Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

[MileHigh]

Rosemary:

A character flaw is that I am too lazy to give credit where credit is due sometimes.

Try the magic box.  What yee seek yee shall find.

If you are good, it should take you about 0.14 seconds.

MileHigh

[Rosemary Ainslie]

Rosemary:

A character flaw is that I am too lazy to give credit where credit is due sometimes.

Try the magic box.  What yee seek yee shall find.

If you are good, it should take you about 0.14 seconds.

MileHigh

No MileHigh.  Give me a link.  You know my difficulties with these ruddy computers.  Right now I'm feeling winded.  I was SO hoping that was your work.  But I DO want to know who wrote that.  You're true genius is in your taste in art. I've seen it over and over.  It's impeccable. 

Rosie Pose