Professions we love to hate

[RebbecaHalsberry]

I've heard a lot of mixed-up stories in real estate, but nothing comes close to a woman that lives near me getting furious with some flowers sent (with the best intentions) by her dealer. After buying a house, she was sent these beautiful flowers but with a card saying "Rest In Peace." Obviously an awful mistake happened and she was fuming when she phoned the agent. And astonishingly the agent was able to calm her, by saying that " Look, I'm truly sorry but see this. Right now, there's a memorial service, and they will get the flowers with the note, 'Congratulations on your new home!'"




























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[idnick]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.  The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly
hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from
a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
said,

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little
tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the
last 25 years!" 

[TheOne]

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