The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[ltseung888]

As promised, the proof of concept experiment for the Flying Saucer is now available in the attached file.

The top scientists in area 51 and at Tsing Hua Univerisity may laugh at how low tech we are.

However, I believe it will be a good starting point to show the relationship between the Cosmic Energy Machines and the Flying Saucers.  The Lee-Tseung Lead Out theory wins again.

*The attached file has been updated to include both Chinese and English.

**See also the updated water bottle experiment on youtube.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyPUIgNdKr8

*** See the joke by Hans on a water cannon Flying Saucer with can be a new inertia propulsion system invention in reply 1653.

Lawrence Tseung

[Schpankme]

As promised, the proof of concept experiment for the Flying Saucer is now available in the attached file.

If i shake it more than twice, am i playing with it ?

- Schpankme

[chrisC]

As promised, the proof of concept experiment for the Flying Saucer is now available in the attached file.

The top scientists in area 51 and at Tsing Hua Univerisity may laugh at how low tech we are.

However, I believe it will be a good starting point to show the relationship between the Cosmic Energy Machines and the Flying Saucers.  The Lee-Tseung Lead Out theory wins again.

Lawrence Tseung

I don't think that's a flying saucer. It's the Lawrence Tseng 'Death' Clock. You see, this clock is stuck at 4 pm. Now, 4 in Cantonese sounds like 'death'. Ok, maybe old Tseung is finally calling it quits on New Year's Day.

cheers
chrisC

[ltseung888]

Discussion session amongst Physics Students

Student A: "The latest Tseung proof of concept experiment suggestion for the Flying Saucer is interesting.  It is more informative than the Forever experiment at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz4tzWk3xY."

Student B: "The Forever experiment is more fun.  It was a no-brainer."

Student C: "The relationship between Cosmic Energy Machines and the Flying Saucer is now clear.   Who will do the actual experiment?"

Student a; "I doubt that the old Tseung will do it himself.  He wants others to shine.  The Nanjing UFO video on youtube is much more advanced."

[langley]

Hello, I will go by the name of Mingmei, and the reasons I am keeping my real identity secret should become clear shortly.  I was one of the ladies who had the pleasure of servicing the Wang party at a certain massage parlor in Hong Kong, as accurately described by Mr. Tseung in an earlier post.  I did not deal with Mr. Tseung personally.

I am taking a great risk by writing this openly, but I understand from earlier postings that Mr. Tseung does not trust email, and for good reason.  The truth is that I am employed by the CIA, and I was planted in the massage parlor to gather information about the revolutionary technologies in development by Wang and the others.  It is true that we have been monitoring Mr. Tseung's email account, as well as the email accounts of some of his associates.  Mr. Tseung, you should refrain in the future from using any U.S. based free email service.  We have also of course have been monitoring this thread.

I am writing this to warn Mr. Tseung and his associates of the danger they are in.  The CIA is my employer, but in the end, I know I must answer to a higher authority (God), and I cannot in good conscience allow the U.S. Government to impede the development of this revolutionary technology which will clearly lead to a better world for all people in the world.

Mr. Tseung, one of the people in the party gave away too much information to his "lady of the evening".  It was not you, Mr. Tseung, and I believe the lady servicing you was not a CIA agent (we did not have enough agents for every member of the party, and you were not perceived as a high target - don't ask me why).    From this information, we have learned how far along the development of free energy truly is.  Mr. Tseung, please heed my words, the CIA and related agencies will stop at NOTHING to prevent this technology from reaching the market.  Please advise your associates to not skimp on security.  The CIA has a limited presence in China, and given enough precautions, you should be able to prevent their interference. But if you are short-staffed in this department, the CIA will get the better of you.

Anyway, God bless, and please do not ask me anything specific.  I already fear for my life by posting this.  I can only hope that my superiors will not be able to deduce my identity.  Warn the others - that is all I ask.

Mingmei

Remember me, Mr. Tseung?

I am in big trouble over your Lead Out System. Your system of Leading Out cosmic energy works so well it has become a major catastrophe for me here at Langley.

As you know it was my job, under orders from Langley, to service your Mr. Wang?s wang with my ming.

This I did to my everlasting chagrin.

I do not know what you people are experimenting with, I only know that my ming, because of this exposure, is now Leading Out cosmic energy  at a level where I have become a danger to myself and society.

It started soon after my return to Langley.

I had been given a few days off so my ming could recover from over-use and to give my bottom a chance to heal the carpet burns.

I had the first indication that something was wrong  when I went to the toilet and the toilet simply disintegrated after urinating. There was no noise, just a feebly felt vibration and the toilet turned to dust that lay like a chalky deposit on the floor. Whatever it was seemed to have sealed the pipes, for there was no water anywhere.

You get used to a lot of unusual stuff at Langley, they are forever doing strange things here, and I left it at that, thinking that any comment on what had just happened would be seen as me sticking my nose into classified affairs where it did not belong. You also learn that at Langley.

Then it happened a second time. This time I was more observant. As soon as my urine started to flow the toilet became less and less substantial until it disappeared after I finished and again left this powder on the floor.

I now thought it conceivable it had something to do with me. The proof came after I had destroyed four more toilets in that manner. The force, whatever it was, had become stronger and I had difficulty getting out of the last toilet before the floor disintegrated.

By that time the agency had caught on to me. I told them what I thought had happened.

I was grilled mercilessly for several hours until I declared I had to go to the toilet no matter what and if they were prepared to take the consequences in the interview room I would just have to let it rip so to speak.

I was unceremoniously bundled out of the interview room and driven some 300 meters away from the complex. There I was told to do my business behind a large tree.

I complied.

Well, and how I did comply!

Because I had not been to the toilet for such a long time, when my bladder emptied so did my bowels. The result was spectacular. The earth shook, there was a bright flash, the tree was ripped from the ground and took off. There was a huge crater left where I had been sitting.

I was alright because the blast had thrown me clear. Several Langley agents were covered in my number one?s and two?s and the car we had arrived in was a write-off.

To say that I was unpopular would be an understatement.

It could have been alright, even at this stage, but unfortunately the tree blew clear into the main office block and landed in the office of the Director of Operations.

My life has been hell ever since.

I have just, for the first time in days, been able to sneak off and post this warning.

They know about you and how powerful your technology is and they will do anything to get their hands on it. They are also extremely interested in Mr. Wang?s wang.

I am very unhappy and frustrated. I am not even game to play with my ming for fear of dire consequences.

Help me if you can, just tell me how I can lift this curse off my ming. They are considering here to use me as the power module to drive their flying saucer to Mars.

They are already designing the thing.

So pleeeeaaasse HELP!!!!!!   

Mingmei