The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[Bessler007]

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Here endeth the lesson from scraven aka ?preacher man? aka ?The Seventh Day Adventist? aka ?The Shia Muslim? (reaaaal nice one Hans.... yeah..... cough)
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real good.  Now take a deep breath and cough again.  Just as I suspected.  You're herniated.  Ok if you'll kindly turn around and bend over we'll check that prostrate...

[Bessler007]

I've got some good news and some bad news, Scraven.  I initially thought you had an enlarged prostrate but the biopsy indicates the swelling isn't your prostate.  You have a rare case of an enlarged medulla oblongata.  It appears your brain is coming out your backside.

If  you aggravate the condition it could lead out an aneurysm causing your entire head to explode.  I recommend no heavy thinking for the next two weeks.  Come in then and we'll reassess the situation.

G'day.

[Pirate88179]

Quote the Scraven, "Nevermore".

[ltseung888]

Meeting of Social Science Students

Student A: ?It looks like Tseung is falling in love with Hainan Island.  Dr. Liang had fallen for the spell.  What do you think is the special magic?  Is it the beauty of the Native girls?  Is it the climate and the scenery?  Is it the lower cost of living and the comfort?  Or is it the encouragement of the local officials on top notch scientific projects??

Student B: ?Top notch scientists are often lonely.  If they are one step ahead, they are geniuses.  If they are two steps ahead, they are crackpots.  From the forum posts, they must be at least two steps ahead.  A relaxing environment and the beautiful girls can easily attract them.?

Student C: ?I think the quick response of the students is an important factor.  Tseung felt appreciated.  He felt that he could build up a following quickly.  If and when a Cosmic Energy Machine or a Flying Saucer is announced, Tseung et al will receive almost unlimited interest and funding.  Establishing Hainan Island as one of the development sites will be within their capabilities.?

Students A: ?Even the top Beijing Professors and Research Scientists will enjoy a winter vacation in the Oriental Hawaii (Sanya in Hainan Island). The property values in Hainan Island are bound to go up.  It is a sure win-win for the local officials and Tseung et al.?

Student D: ?Visiting Sanya on a Flying Saucer will be easy.?

Lawrence Tseung
Without dreams, nothing can come true.

[ltseung888]

Meeting of the Agriculture Students

Student A: ?Let us assume one of the Model Farms will be in Hainan Island.  What should be in this Model Farm??

Student B: ?Hainan Island is just North of the Equator.  It has flat land.  There is plenty of sea and fresh water.  The soil is fertile.  It is already the number one rubber plantation of China.  It is also famous for its coconut products.  It can support 3 crops of rice every year.  It is already the number one supplier of winter vegetables in China.  What more can a Model Farm add??

Student C: ?It is famous for its chicken.  However, the chicken is small.  They do not practice concentrated chicken farms.  Many chickens still roam around.  The pigs are also small.  Fresh water fish farming and sea fish farming are relatively underdeveloped.?

Student D: ?With unlimited energy, we can store and process much more agricultural products.  With flying Saucers, transportation will not be a problem.  Hainan Island can easily have Mutual Credit Arrangement with many Cities within China.  We can experiment with Hong Kong first.?

Student E: ?Hong Kong has negligible agricultural products.  Hone Kong has not much land.  The size of Hong Kong is less than 1/30 of Hainan Island.  The population of Hong Kong is 8 million and that of Hainam Island is 10 million.  It would be an excellent match.  It is ideal for a win-win combination.?

Student A: ?I think we can make it happen in our lifetime.  The Cosmic Energy Machines and the Flying Saucers are likely to be announced in 2008.  We can start using our computers to simulate a Model Farm.?