The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[chrisC]

This is the flying saucer disguised ...

Hans,

If you use inferred radio-spectrography-Leadout-technology, you will notice two (2) Anomalies in the photograph; and they look to be flying saucers, above the crowd.

- Schpankme

"Measure it to the thousandth, mark it with a felt tip pen, and cut it with a chain saw."

That's really what I have been telling you people all along! I said that UFO's originate from inside old Tseung's head and sure enough, one actually got out and landed on his head!

Now, the four legged stool, water bottles and UFO's are all real and we even have Hans disclosed the location of the lab. on Hainan island! Wow, who would have thought all these goodies are finally being discovered this week. It's mind boggling.

Maybe the National Academy of Science in Beijing ought to examine Tseung's skull before the 3rd stroke takes away all these crap. Sorry, I meant brain matter!

cheers

chrisC

[Bessler007]

I don't know what we'll do when the writer's strike ends and Lee-Tseung has to go back to work.  I hope it never ends.


Bessler007
mib HQ

Edit:  Professor Who Flung Dung, do you ever laugh so hard it hurts your head right behind your ears?  lol.  You're killing me!

[Koen1]

This is it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the flying saucer disguised as a dragon.



Ingenious Mr Tseung.

Hans von Lieven

BTW. I thought wearing lampshades on their heads was no longer fashionable in China.

No, those are the special helmets they need to use when piloting the flying saucers.

And... is that a foot sticking out of that blue launch pad?! Now I know they bricked some slave labourers into the Great Wall,
but I didn't know it was common practise in China to brick people up into the masonry of say even launch pads!
And a camouflaged launch pad as wel... Made to look like a pedestal for a dragon sculpture...
... what a bunch of sneaky conspiracists, those Chinese ufo-builders!

Obviously, the Chinese govt arrested those thousands of Qi-gong members because their research conflicted the use of
Qi/Chi power generators to make these saucers fly. Tseungs theories are meant to distract us while they build their army of flying saucers to come and force-feed us chow mein like they do with foie gras geese.
As you know, Hans and Chris and Bill and all you fellow CIA agents, the latest security reports clearly show how the Chinese plan to subjugate all of the western world is already being executed, and within 2 decades we will be overrun by aggressive chinese UFOs piloted by little yellow guys wearing lampshades, who will round us all up to do forced labour building the rest of the Great Wall, so that it will finally span the entire globe thus dividing the world into 2 parts: China and The Rest.
As the most recent reports clearly state, the unsurpassed power contained in the little green plastic stools, combined with the awesome critical mass contained in the special Hainan coconuts, completely dwarfs anything we have lying around in our arsenal at present.
Prudent courses of action to be taken are listed in section 3c, decryption cypher part 1: "CCTV1123".

Also, your attention is drawn to the recent stock market instability, and its obvious direct reltation to the Chinese leading out energy from thin air.

[hansvonlieven]

What is happening?

Has good old Lawrence decided to give up? I hope not. I was so looking forward to Mingmei's BIG EVENT!

Hans von Lieven

[chrisC]

What is happening?

Has good old Lawrence decided to give up? I hope not. I was so looking forward to Mingmei's BIG EVENT!

Hans von Lieven

Sorry to disappoint you Hans. I think he'll be back, he just needs some R&R in Hainan Iisland getting his fruits peeled by some ladies..... At least that's what I think is happening!

cheers
chris