The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[Forever]

Explaining non rigid body rotation

I have produced a more simple explanation file. (See attached file)
There is enough interest in Hong Kong for us to start a company to do research and development of the flying saucer. I shall be part of it!

I shall try to answer your reasonable question. However, I am busy with my studies and I only promise to answer one question a day. 

[Koen1]

once again, nothing is explained, you only refer back to the totally unsatisfactory earlier posts which have completely failed to convince anyone.

It is the 100th repetition of the old Tseung dogma "if I just keep repeating myself and call it "explanation", people will understand what I refuse to explain to them."...

It is getting old and very boring.

[langley]

Dear Mr. Tseung,

I am not at all happy. The big event has been and gone (well partially anyway) and my rectum hurts like hell. It will be days before I can continue with the experiments.

Let me tell you what happened.

Langley had prepared a special security room for the event. Apart from a massive bed it contained little else. Hidden cameras covered every inch of the room. There were two security guards outside the locked door. I was to lie naked on the bed and they would bring in the subjects naked and lock them into the room with me for the duration of the test.

I was looking forward to it. I had not had a decent male appendage service me since this whole thing started and I was ready for a good romp in the hay.

I got more than I bargained for.

I was lying on the bed, my feet wide apart towards the door when the subject was pushed into the room and the door locked.

He stood there for a moment, my presence had the desired effect. His monster manhood stood to full attention. I was drooling in anticipation.

Then suddenly, without a word, he stepped forward, grabbed my feet and violently flipped me on to my stomach. He threw himself on top of me and rammed that schlong of his into my back passage without foreplay or lubrication. I felt something tear. The pain was so intense I must have passed out for a while for I remember little of him pounding into me with violent thrusts for quite a long time as the video footage shows.

Suddenly he stopped and climbed off me. He stood in front of the bed again and grabbed my feet, flipping me onto my back, ready to enter me from the front this time, when he went rigid and let out a big gasp. He stared down in utter disbelief as he watched this massive member of his turning blue and emitting an eerie glow.

Then brilliant bluish white sparks started flying off the head of his tool, raining down onto the carpet, turning into a white powder on the way down. The whole thing was burning down like a sparkler on a birthday cake. He never said anything, the expression on his face never changed and he never moved. Perhaps he couldn?t.

I knew then what was happening. His member had been in intimate contact with my cosmic number twos and the moment he withdrew from my protective field the Lee-Tseung lead out action commenced, liberating energy as predicted by the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory.

By this time I was sitting up, watching with glee the demise of my tormentor.

I thought the reaction would stop when his schlong had been consumed but it kept going, burning a deep hole into his pubic area and then spreading outward until there was nothing left between his knees and his upper torso. That is when the process started to slow down and eventually it stopped altogether.

This was really weird. There was this upper torso hanging in mid air, above what was left of his legs. At this moment I had another blinding revelation.

Energy from still air! Lee-Tseung is right again. The air was carrying some of the energy released in the process keeping the torso suspended against gravity.

When the reaction had stopped it still hung there for a few moments and then fell perpendicularly onto the remains of his legs impaling itself as gravity took over again. He looked like a midget with just his feet sticking out from under his chest. He just stood there, still that look of disbelief on his face.

The door opened and Professor Who Flung Dung with his brother and assistant Who Don Chit entered the room.

Who Don Chit pointed at the body and said to his brother: ?See, I told you this guy was really up himself. Here is the proof.?

I tried to get up but the pain was so intense I passed out again. I came to in a hospital bed and was told that my rectum was badly torn and needed surgery and that they were preparing for this right now. They gave me an injection and then I passed out again.

I am now recovering from the ordeal. I am not allowed to eat anything until it is healed up better because they do not know what my cosmic number twos would do to the wound and they are not taking any chances.

The next two experiments have been postponed until I feel better.

Professor Who Flung Dung visits me three times day. He tells me they are successfully leading out gravity and hope to have a working prototype of a new free energy machine within days.

Keep up the good work Mr. Tseung, you are a genius.

Mingmei

[Ben Waballs]

Thank you Mr. Langley,

If it wasnt for your efforts, which have far surpassed the efforts of your mentor, Larry Tseung, we would have thought by now that he had nothing.That he was washed up, finished as a pretend scientist on the internets. On the Googles.  But, thanks to you, and the heart felt telling of what happened to you, we know now that you carry the torch in this thread.
Although we were very happy to see that forever translated that chinese photo of a man to an english photo of a man. Now we idiot kindergartners can understand it.
Langley, your posts are more valid now than Tseungs, so we should rename this the "Flung Poo OU Forum".


When the poo flows free, get away from leading out me.

[Localjoe]

Nora H. Maccoby is an award-winning screenwriter (Buffalo Soldiers, Bongwater), television producer of VH1's new show Stephanie Spring; author; and lecturer with expertise in alternative energy technologies. She is co-founder of Nature's Partners, a non-profit foundation devoted to energy literacy/education. As Vice President of The Maccoby Group, she consults with a broad range of energy users and influentials, including members of Congress, the Department of Defense, International Fund for China's Environment, the State of California, the government of Grenada, the New Energy Congress, private industry and new energy technology entities.
Bongwater has to be the worst movie ive ever seen, its almost as bad as eagle vs shark