The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[ltseung888]

Dear Mr. Tseung,

Happy Chinese New Year to you and family.

My nineth question is:

(9) How is your non-rigid body rotation theory compared with the inertia propulsion systems?

If you do a google search on inertia propulsion systems, you get many hits.  There are many suggested theories.

The major objection is from physicists quoting the third Law of Newton - Action = Reaction.

Dear Top Gun,

Indeed, there are many physicists ready to quote the third Law of Newton - Action = Reaction.

These physicists believe that if you are in a spaceship moving in space, your motion will not affect the motion of the spaceship at all.  The spaceship may be travelling at velocity v with total mass equal to m.  The momentum is mv.  This momentum will be conserved.  Unless you eject something out from this spaceship - hot gases or similar, you cannot change the value mv.  If some gas were jetted out at a high velocity in the opposite direction, the remaining mass can travel at a higher velocity.  They believe nothing can change that fact.  That is a direct result of Newton's Third Law.

I believe that different Physics Laws apply in the case of non-rigid body rotation.  When a top accelerates to spin in the clockwise direction under a torque applied at the rim, we do not experience an equal and opposite torque at the axle or the tip where the top meets the surface.  Torque is equal to radius x tangential force.  The radius at the tip is zero.  In other words, we can have a top spinning inside the spaceship without affecting its motion.  All parts of the top will be subjected to the centrifugal force.  At a certain moment, a part of the top got detached (non-rigid body).  This part will travel in a straight line and hit the spaceship.  This internally generated force can affect the motion of the spaceship.

The Forever water bottle or coconut experiment is intended to show this point.  The experiment described in reply 1165 should be able to verify the above further.  Some non-physicists jeered and said that such an experiment would be a total waste of resources and time.  I just ignore them.

We have now got two teams in China capable and ready to examine the experiment described in 1165.  I shall keep you informed of their results.

[Devil]

Tseung, you are very brave or very stupid.

You propose the experiment in 1165.

The experimenters will have to do a lot.  They will claim the credit.  The MPU will be their invention.

[Koen1]

LOL

Tseung, are you really too dumb to realise that you are the only one referring to your own
posts by the number? That every time you post under a different name, but use those numbers
to refer to your own previous posts, you are exposing your fantasy persona as such, and
making a fool of yourself? 

You know what, why don't you take all that crap of yours, put it on a nice wholewheat bun,
add some ketchup and mustard or clam and soy sauce for all I care, and EAT IT?

[langley]

Well Mr Tseung, what a week it has been!

As you would remember my last assignment went somewhat wrong necessitating a few stitches in my rear end and a short stay in hospital.

Thankfully this is now behind me (stop grinning, I am aware of the pun). While I was in hospital they built a new laboratory solely dedicated to processing my number ones and twos. Professor Who Flung Dung, brilliant as ever, reasoned that, since my excrement only reacted with nitrogen, all they had to do was to process it in an atmosphere of pure oxygen and it would be quite safe.

The new facility is quite small, about twice the size of a double garage, entry is via an air lock. It was easily built. Staffing it however was not so easy. No-one wanted to handle what amounted to piss and shit all day. Since the project is classified they could hardly place an advertisement for the position in the newspaper. They were about to force someone to do the job when the salvation came in the form of Dr. Poo On Dong, a Vietnamese queer who worked in the chemistry lab. He volunteered for the position.

I was now back in production. Since I was allowed to eat again they had been feeding me really bland stuff and I was getting sick of it. I put my foot down and I demanded and got the hottest curry you have ever seen. You can imagine my number two the next day. It was extraordinarily fragrant.

What no-one knew then was that Dr. Poo On Dong was seriously into coprophagia. When he received my extra spicy curry poo he could not restrain himself and ate some of it. This started a series of events, the repercussions of which are still going down.

The first inkling that something extraordinary was happening was when he came off his shift and before driving away urinated against the back wheel of a car in the Langley car park. The car collapsed, the back wheel had dissolved and there was some white powder on the ground.

It must have hit Dr. Poo On Dong right there and then what was happening. Less than an hour later he contacted Professor Who Flung Dung and demanded an immediate conference. He told the Professor that he had solved the problem how to mass produce cosmic excrement, that he himself was generating it now and that he was prepared to share his secret with Langley albeit at a cost.

Then came an extraordinary string of demands. Amongst other things he wanted VIP status al Langley at one hundred times his current salary and twenty million dollars deposited into his Swiss bank account.

He should have known better. No-one gets away with a stunt like this in the CIA.

The moment the Professor realized the seriousness of the situation he hit the alarm button on his desk. In less than half a minute the call was traced to Poo On Dongs quarters in the Langley compound and the hidden surveillance cameras that are everywhere inside the compound displayed Poo On Dong making  the telephone call on the Professor?s computer screen. While keeping Poo On Dong involved in conversation Professor Who Flung Dung typed the orders for his arrest into the computer together with some special instructions.

Poo On Dong never had a chance. He was still talking to the Professor when the door flew open and two Langley agents burst into the room. Before the Doctor could react  he had a needle in his neck and was unconscious on the floor.

The Professor watched as the agents stripped his pants down, put a condom over Poo On Dong?s penis and tied his genitals in a plastic bag. They then inserted a butt plug, put his pants back on, handcuffed and shackled him and carried him off like a sack of potatoes. According to instructions they took him to the oxygen filled lab, where his cosmic excrement could not do any harm and tied him to a chair.

By the time Professor Who Flung Dung arrived to interrogate the prisoner Dr. Poo On Dong was coming around.

In spite of the changed situation Poo On Dong remained defiant. He maintained that since he was the only one who had the secret of how to mass produce cosmic excrement he was still in a strong position to bargain since Langley needed this knowledge badly. He demanded his immediate release and still insisted on his conditions.

The Professor does not hold his senior position at Langley for nothing. Apart from being a scientific genius he is also a very seasoned and experienced agent who had been in his younger years in any number of dangerous and daring operations.

He came back with a counter proposal.

He said that he was prepared to make a number of concessions in exchange for limited co-operation. The shackles and handcuffs would be removed, the prisoner would be allowed to have any food and drink he wished for, a bed would be provided and he would be allowed to have a television and any books he wanted, but he had to remain in the lab for the time being while his claims could be verified. After this his situation would be reviewed. In the meantime there would be guards outside the air lock with orders to shoot him dead if he attempted an escape.

Since there were no windows in the lab and the only way in or out was through the air lock the lab was actually more secure than most prison cells.

Seeing he could not do any better at the moment Poo On Dong agreed reluctantly.

They started the tests immediately. Within hours it was determined that though his urine was Leading Out Cosmic Energy according to The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory his number twos did not have that property, it was simply common shit.

The major discovery on how the whole thing works was made a few hours ago. I will let you know the moment I have more details. Until then,

Mingmei

[Ben Waballs]

Yeah but was it 1135?