The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[Pirate88179]

Man!  If Forever is dating a guy like in the movie, I would never stand a chance.

Bill

[Koen1]

What, you mean you don't do your push-ups every day?

[langley]

Mr. Tseung, I am ecstatic,

The eagerly awaited preliminary results of the Cosmic Energy Harvesting Experiment have just come in. And what a revolution this will cause. Space travel is now not only affordable but cheap. We have been given the green light to commence building three hundred Winnie Woo Flying Saucers as predicted by the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory and perfected by Professors Who Flung Dung and his brother Who Don Chit.

In honour of both, the thirteen year old Winnie Woo, who came up with the idea, and the cosmic excrement that is the driving force, we have decided to call it ?The Winnie the Poo Fleet?.

But first let me tell you how it all happened.

As you remember Dr. Poo On Dong had been arrested for trying to blackmail the CIA, and had been defiant in disclosing how he managed to pass the gift of creating cosmic excrement on down the line. The discovery that his number ones did the job admirably, but that his number twos generated little else than a stink, weakened his position considerably but he remained defiant.

It was not long before they discovered his secret.

Frame by frame examination of the laboratory surveillance tapes showed him munching, apparently with relish, on that curried turd I had laid only hours before.

Seeing nothing else unusual Professor Who Flung Dung suspected this to be the transfer mechanism.

He immediately fed some cats bits of my number twos, suitably sugar coated, for no cat would eat the same diet as this pervert, and watched for results.

To speed up the process he had beforehand force fed the cats a lot of salt. After ingesting my processed number twos the cats drank water like crazy and within a short time had no other option but to get rid of the copious amounts of fluid they had ingested. And surely enough the cat piss was cosmic. It dissolved, Leading Out Cosmic Energy according to the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory, whatever it came into contact with.

Now that the process was known poor old Poo On Dong?s status was suddenly reduced from a potential asset to a very real liability.

Professor Who Flung Dung made an executive decision. He went to see Poo On Dong and without explanation or preamble despatched him to the after world with a single karate blow.

While this was going on Professor Who Don Chit had been experimenting with a cow. The cow was fed the magic diet and it worked just the same. This was actually a major step forwards. As you can imagine, how on earth would you harvest cat piss?

The cats were subsequently destroyed. The cow was fitted with a catheter and harvesting was no longer a problem.

They decided to increase production and built a stable for twenty cows that had been fed the cosmic diet. All cows were in small spaces where they could not move much and all their catheters were linked to a central collecting device. Salt licks were provided to ensure copious water consumption.

They are producing well. A two thousand cow extraction plant is being designed which will provide enough cosmic fuel for the three hundred flying saucers.

Professor Who Flung Dung reckons the trip to Mars will take about a week.

Now we have to find a way to mass produce the number twos, which is currently out of our reach, so the experiments with the other two disposables will go ahead. The number twos have different properties and are much more powerful.

Langley is being very considerate, leaving the time when the next set of experiments starts up to me. Right now I could not face another schlong and the other service is not on the radar either. I would have to get a lot hornier than I am at present, but this will not take long, it never did in the past.

Until then,

Mingmei

[ltseung888]

Partial translation of the over 200 page book is in the attached file.

This post and the attached file will be updated as more translated pages are available.

I tried some translation packages and the result was not satisfactory.  So I had to work with Forever using the traditional translation by hand.  It will be a long process.

We have completed up to Chapter 1 (7:00am Feb 14, Beijing Time).

[Cap-Z-ro]

With due consideration to the foregoing...
if #1's are powerful, and #2's are super powerful...then wooden #3's be right off the chart.

By #3's I mean that white liquid you get from squeezing cow teats.

Got milk  ?

Regards...