The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[utilitarian]

Answers to the FAQ:

(1) Can you describe the development of the Lee-Tseung theory from its earliest conception?

It took us about as long as it took me to come with the the padded wall flying saucer idea, or roughly an hour.  It was relatively easy, because we did no experimentation, so there was no pesky conflicting data to contend with.

(2) What kind of difficulties did you meet with?

We have yet to convince anyone.

(3) Can you describe the various document exchanges or meetings with the various Patent Offices?

We submitted our patent application.  The Patent Office rejected it.  We sent a letter saying "but. . .  but".  No answer from the Patent Office yet.

(4) Have you ever estimated the economic worth of your inventions?

Hundreds and hundreds of billions, or zero. 

(5) How can you be so sure that USA and China both developed the Flying Saucer technology already?

Because it says so on the Internets.  Go to www.energyfromair.com.  All the proof you need is there.

(6) What should Hong Kong do to lead the World in this New Energy Machine and the Flying Saucer techonology?

Well, having a working prototype would be a good start.

(7) What kind of benefits will the New Energy Machines and the Flying Saucer technology bring to Hong Kong and China?

As long as we are making stuff up, what about the benefits of time machines?

(8 ) Where can we get more information on the New Energy Machine and the Flying Saucer technology?

Again, on the Internets, at www.energyfromair.com.

[chrisC]

FAQ for the coming seminars in Hong Kong and USA

(1) Can you describe the development of the Lee-Tseung theory from its earliest conception?

(2) What kind of difficulties did you meet with?

(3) Can you describe the various document exchanges or meetings with the various Patent Offices?

(4) Have you ever estimated the economic worth of your inventions?

(5) How can you be so sure that USA and China both developed the Flying Saucer technology already?

(6) What should Hong Kong do to lead the World in this New Energy Machine and the Flying Saucer techonology?

(7) What kind of benefits will the New Energy Machines and the Flying Saucer technology bring to Hong Kong and Chna?

(8 ) Where can we get more information on the New Energy Machine and the
Flying Saucer technology?

OK, that's easy.

(1) Can you describe the development of the Lee-Tseung theory from its earliest conception?

After we started our 'O' level Physics evening classes, we began to understand we can sort of fool the non scientists from the Overunity.com forum. You see, we're older and looked wiser and people listened when we spoke. That's a good start and gave us more confidence.

(2) What kind of difficulties did you meet with?

Oh, those CIA agents and the like...the paid debunkers and the ocassional folks who insisted I took some medication. We don't need to pay too much attention to them. They're crazy.

(3) Can you describe the various document exchanges or meetings with the various Patent Offices?
Oh, I think they were totally impressed. They just said they need more time to digest these breakthroughs!

(4) Have you ever estimated the economic worth of your inventions?
How much? I really can't tell you. Must be more than what my son Daniel is giving me in monthly pocket allowance to allow me time to develop multiple personalities to help me along. You see, I already have 2 heart attacks working on the Lee-Theory and the Flying saucer to take me to rendervous with the next meteor.

(5) How can you be so sure that USA and China both developed the Flying Saucer technology already?

Oh, that's a easy one. I saw the Nanjing flying saucer on you Tube. As for the US flying saucer, I think it was the one that cult in Southern california was trying to catch about 10 years back? Of course they were stupid and didn't get a head start. I'm much smarter. I will definitely develop the flying saucer that will take me to that spaceship when it comes around to pick me up.

(6) What should Hong Kong do to lead the World in this New Energy Machine and the Flying Saucer techonology?

Who said anything about leading the world from Hong Kong? All they need to do is to give me $1 from each of the million school children. I'll show them my Lead-Out energy if the kids started paying me!


(8 ) Where can we get more information on the New Energy Machine and the
Flying Saucer technology?

I like to give it to you but you see, the information is spinning around in my head. I can't stop them until I have enough medication. Then too, I need to pass onto my other alter egos so they can continue the conversation with another party whilst the medicine takes effect in my head. Any more questions?

[RadiantLarry]

LOL ChrisC and Utilitarian!!!

Heres mine:
FAQ for the coming seminars in Hong Kong and USA (meaning this will be forgotten as soon as he writes it, along with the thousands of other seminars that will never happen):

(1) Can you describe the development of the Lee-Tseung theory from its earliest conception?
Actually the Devil invented it. Ask him.

(2) What kind of difficulties did you meet with?
It was very difficult in the beginning to get the community as a whole, the science community that is, it was difficult to get them to listen to my other personalities. In fact, the hardest thing we face daily is the infighting between personalities. Larry is wanting one day to bubble water up 100 floors of a building, and devil is wanting to throw forever out of those windows. Its challenging.

(3) Can you describe the various document exchanges or meetings with the various Patent Offices?
We certainly can. We meaning all of us, me. I am allowed to use the hospital computer to send emails, and I regularly post my ideas on the internets, the googles. That is good enough for the patent office for proof of invention. If its good enough for them, then its good enough for us, me.

(4) Have you ever estimated the economic worth of your inventions?
I am assuming you mean in space saucer money. Its worth 40x3 zoltrons. With husker barbs of course!

(5) How can you be so sure that USA and China both developed the Flying Saucer technology already?
I am as sure of that as I am the devil is sitting here with us.

(6) What should Hong Kong do to lead the World in this New Energy Machine and the Flying Saucer techonology?
Not listen to the paid debunkers. Or the mountain climbing debunkers, who are called paid spelunkers. They will keep you from inventing new people to help with your imaginary programs. 

(7) What kind of benefits will the New Energy Machines and the Flying Saucer technology bring to Hong Kong and Chna?
It will replace the way we feed people. Today, you have to fly in an airliner to be able to eat and enjoy peanuts. We think that is wrong. In our flying saucers, we will have peanut dispensers at every seat, even in the restroom. Totally automatic, doing away with the need for a cia stewardess hooker. Sometimes, when you want more peanuts, they refuse. Stupid people. In our flying saucers, dispensing peanuts with the push of a button, it will feed a nation.

(8 ) Where can we get more information on the New Energy Machine and the
Flying Saucer technology?
We really dont know. Nobody has ever asked for more information.

[hansvonlieven]

With apologies to Roger Ramjet

Larry, Top Gun and the Devil
Fighting for our freedom
With beach pumps, spaceships, pendulums
Because we bloody need em

Chinese Larry is our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventures just be sure
To stay tuned to this station

When Larry takes a proton pill
Debunkers start to worry
The brilliant physics of this man
Will kill them in a hurry

Chinese Larry is our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventures just be sure
To stay tuned to this station

So come and gather all you kids
For lots of fun and laughter
As brilliant Larry shows us all
The physics we are after

Chinese Larry is our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventures just be sure
To stay tuned to this station

[ltseung888]

News: Obama claims Democratic victory

Open letter to Mr. Barack Obama and Mrs. Hillary Clinton

Dear Mr. Obama and Mrs. Clinton:

I am a Chinese-American of the first generation.  At present, I am in Hong Kong doing some research that will end the World Energy Crisis forever.  In addition, I am confident that I have solved the theoretical problems of building a practical Flying Saucer.

The Lee-Tseung Lead Out theory is already public knowledge via the PCT patent information database PCT/IB/2005/000138 titled ?Extract Energy from Gravity?.  Additional information is available via the China Patent Database if you do an inventor search of 李长建 or è'‹æŒ¯å®.  In particular, the Flying Saucer patent information is available under theè'‹æŒ¯å®search.

The described patents will bring infinite energy to the World.  The Flying Saucer technology will obsolete all known planes, missiles and spaceships.  The Military people in both USA and China may want to keep such information top secret.  However, the benefit to the World is overwhelming.

Please consider releasing such information when you become President.  It may even be good to talk about this in your coming Presidential Race to the White House.  The World does not need wars.  The World needs Leaders who are not afraid of change.  The World is looking for Leaders to guide them on a path of long lasting peace and prosperity.

Yours truly,

Lawrence Tseung