Q. How many Physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

[resonanceman]

i have a good idea
that poor uneducated fool can make a deal with that PH.D then the reputable scientific magazine accept this dissertation on the theoretical possibility that light bulb changes can occur.
all the time, there must be a chance if you try.

No   scientific  magazine  would  accept such a  dissertation   
Everyone knows  it is against the  first law of unchangability .




gary 

[oldhermit]

I just came across this thread and almost croaked from laughing so hard. 

My brother is a physicist.  During a family reunion fifteen years ago, I was telling him that soon people would be working from home and teleconferencing instead of going into an office regularly.  He explained to me over the rest of the evening how that could never be.

I have a feeling he probably never tried to change a light bulb.

[chap]

So what happens on a standard 8 foot ceiling, and you are tall enough(as I am) to change the bulb without the assistance of a ladder? Would this be enough to deem a whole new study?

Chap

PS Q.) How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

      A.) Just one. but the light bulb has to want to change!

[Bulbz]

I don't care what any scientist thinks...

I have only one sentence at this time for the science geeks... A bulb, is changed by one person with 2 hands. . Get over It 

[nitinnun]

the physicists unraveling the very fabric of the ceiling, in order to change the lightbulb,
were using their conscious minds. and nothing else.

they could understand details.
they could understand the sequential orders in which details are arranged.
but they could not "see" the easiest path. even though it was right in front of them.


the poor uneducated fool, was mostly using his subconscious mind
(and a minority of his conscious mind),
to change the lightbulb.

he does not need to know much about details.
or sequences.
or official scientific blah.

because he is using his natural instincts.
he is using his onboard faculties.
exactly like a sorcerer naturally casts spells, in D&D.


but this poor uneducated fool, is not really a fool.
he is actually quite wise and intuitive.

and he works with his intuition, to change the light bulb.
instead of denying that his intuition even exists. or refusing to accept it as valid.


it is the physicists who are fools.
because wisdom and intellect, are 2 ENTIRELY different things.

intellect is of the conscious mind, or the frontal lobe.
intuition/wisdom is of the subconscious mind, or the parietal and temporal lobes.


the more you figure out how to integrate your subconscious mind into your thoughts, the more like the intuitive light bulb changer, you will become!


by the way. i'm fond of saying that "quantum physicists" are really "quantum phrenologists".