Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500.
The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going to do with the money?"
"Take jewelry to city and sell it," was the response.
"What have you got for collateral?"
"Don't know collateral."
"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.Have you got any vehicles?"
"Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."
The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"
"Yes, I have a horse."
"How old is it?"
"Don't know, has no teeth."
Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.
Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said.
He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off
"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?"
"Put in teepee."
"Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked.
"Don't know deposit."
"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it."
The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for collateral?"

Good point Willy.I couldn't have said it better   The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for collateral?"  I will probably muse about this all day.Our society such as it is is the collateral.I was looking for outer space aliens two days ago and found buzz aldrin saying theres something out there.Something our governments have kept hidden from us.There was a picture of something on the martian moon phobos.He called it a monolith.Its casting a shadow for sure.Big M.I love my stungun I can use it to threaten.I also have a pellet gun.Too bad I m a moral person who doesn't want to get locked up for the next 27 years of my life.There would be six less people in the world.triffid

Quote from: triffid on March 06, 2012, 01:37:57 PM
...Big M.I love my stungun I can use it to threaten.I also have a pellet gun.Too bad I m a moral person who doesn't want to get locked up for the next 27 years of my life.There would be six less people in the world.triffid

Some people aren't afraid to die (or are crazy!) and aren't stopped by the death penalty threat.   But, I see your point.   However, viciously roving gangs of "Night of the living Dead" wannabes could become a fact of daily life in the future.
       You just have to be careful and decide if it's either you ... or ... him.   Especially when The Law is long gone.

--Lee

Ill has no death penalty and its just across the river here.Hmmmm?

I looked at so called alien pictures and decided that photoshop and other picture manipulation programs developed a lot of intertainment for a lot of people.I can't tell whats true and whats not true.triffid