The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[Whoflungdung]

My apologies,

I am having difficulties getting someone to do the graphics so rather than put up with a prolonged wait I will describe the events leading up to the discovery and its implications.

As a result of the unfortunate, yet lucky for Langley, incident with the late Dr. Poo On Dong we have had to change procedure.

As we know ingestion of what Mingmei quaintly calls her number twos brings about changes in the individual ingesting it, making any such person unacceptably powerful in the eyes of the agency. From now on unfettered access to the products of Mingmei is not permissible and the product cannot be allowed to be processed unsupervised in future.

I immediately ordered metal containers to be made with a sophisticated locking mechanism for the transfer of said product. All cosmic excrement is transferred to these containers upon production and transported under security guard to the laboratory once a day.

There it is opened under supervision and processed for the various scheduled experiments.

The transfer is affected by Mr. Cary Chit, a Chinese coolie with a low IQ who carries it to the lab accompanied by security guards. It is not a long journey, just across the car park from Mingmei?s executive suite.

As it happened Cary Chit was carrying the container with Mingmei?s number two?s in one hand and the container with her number ones in the other. The metal containers were carried in a canvas bag each.

The parking lot was rather full this day and he had to squeeze between two cars, when one car suddenly collapsed and the other rose in the air like a balloon and was soon lost to sight.

Subsequent examination of security footage of the event and some laboratory trials quickly established what had happened.

I will not bore you with the detail of how we tracked it down, but the mechanism is now well understood. When Cary Chit squeezed through the cars one container touched one car and second container the other. This effected a transfer of gravity between one car to the other resulting in the collapse of one car under the increased weight and the weightlessness of the other. Since the organic compound of Mingmei was in a metal container, inside an organic bag it became obvious we were dealing with a crude Reichian Orgone Box with the body of Cary Chit as an organic bridge between them.

We had stumbled on the Lee-Tseung Gravity One Way Valve by accident. It is established now that in such an arrangement the gravity component of a mass travels through the urine receptacle to the feces receptacle via an organic connection and transfers to any mass that this comes into contact with.

We are still assessing the implications. It is a pity I do not have any drawings for you but I hope my description is sufficient.

Who Flung Dung, Ph.D.
Professor of Cosmic Energy Lead Out.

[Cap-Z-ro]

" Since the organic compound of Mingmei was in a metal container, inside an organic bag it became obvious we were dealing with a crude Reichian Orgone Box with the body of Cary Chit as an organic bridge between them. "



Hmmm...considering that common methods of orgone production generally include steel wool and cotton, it wood seem Mingmei's diet wood be of a similar consiste ;)ncy...like roughage and 'down' from injesting unplucked chicken. 

What all that means I.m not sure...yet.

Regards...

[hansvonlieven]

My apologies,

I am having difficulties getting someone to do the graphics so rather than put up with a prolonged wait I will describe the events leading up to the discovery and its implications.............................

Who Flung Dung
Professor of Cosmic Energy Lead Out.

Well Professor Who Flung Dung,

You need not wait for the graphics anymore. I have done them for you. Not only that, I have taken it one step further and designed a perpetual motion machine based on your discoveries. I hope you approve of my humble offering.

Here is a graphic rendering of Cary Chit bumping into the cars:

The next is my design for the first genuine perpetual motion machine in history that works. Johann Bessler eat your heart out!

And finally my magnum opus:

The Lee-Tseung Cosmic Poo-Piddle Perpetual Motion Lead Out Gravity Motor in Action

Enjoy

Hans von Lieven

Did I do it justice Professor? Will Lawrence be pleased with my little effort? Do you think Mingmei will approve? Perhaps Todd Hathaway and Top Gun will be impressed? Too many questions. I better quit now.

[chrisC]

My apologies,

I am having difficulties getting someone to do the graphics so rather than put up with a prolonged wait I will describe the events leading up to the discovery and its implications.............................

Who Flung Dung
Professor of Cosmic Energy Lead Out.

Well Professor Who Flung Dung,

You need not wait for the graphics anymore. I have done them for you. Not only that, I have taken it one step further and designed a perpetual motion machine based on your discoveries. I hope you approve of my humble offering.

Here is a graphic rendering of Cary Chit bumping into the cars:

The next is my design for the first genuine perpetual motion machine in history that works. Johann Bessler eat your heart out!

And finally my magnum opus:

The Lee-Tseung Cosmic Poo-Piddle Perpetual Motion Lead Out Gravity Motor in Action

Enjoy

Hans von Lieven

Did I do it justice Professor? Will Lawrence be pleased with my little effort? Do you think Mingmei will approve? Perhaps Todd Hathaway and Top Gun will be impressed? Too many questions. I better quit now.

Hans:

Wow! I am impressed by your artistic ability. Now perhaps Lawrence will finally acknowledge you have more ability than a typical round-eyed Aussie with no brains and hope! With this artistic gift, maybe he'll let you design General Magnetics IPO brochure. See, you can be his PR manager.

But then perhaps not....just a thought!

cheers
chrisC

[Pirate88179]

Wow!  I would like to see Forever top that experiment.

Bill