Testing the TK Tar Baby

[TinselKoala]

Hey Wilby... why don't you come over and bring my friendly dogs a treat. They'd love to see you, I'm sure.

And I sure feel like you just threatened me with an attack on my person.

So now the WILBY TROLL is encouraging spree killers to visit my home and bring treats for my dogs.

[WilbyInebriated]

Hey Wilby... why don't you come over and bring my friendly dogs a treat. They'd love to see you, I'm sure.

i already did...   that's how i know they like treats.

And I sure feel like you just threatened me with an attack on my person.

i'm sure you 'feel' all sorts of asinine things... that doesn't make them any less asinine. me pointing out how asinine your confabulations and paranoid delusions are... isn't a personal threat. again, tu stultus es!

So now the WILBY TROLL is encouraging spree killers to visit my home and bring treats for my dogs.

no i wasn't. there you go with your lies again troll... i was letting them know you were lying about your dogs. you are the one that brought it up, not me.

[TinselKoala]

i already did...   that's how i know they like treats.
i'm sure you 'feel' all sorts of asinine things... that doesn't make them any less asinine. me pointing out how asinine your confabulations and paranoid delusions are... isn't a personal threat. again, tu stultus es!

You are a liar and a fool.

Describe my three dogs. You cannot, you have only seen one of them briefly in some videos of mine. The other two... the pit bull/ great dane cross and the australian cattle dog that is attack-trained... you have never seen those dogs.

[TinselKoala]

Just so you don't mistake MY dogs for those little ratdogs of Ainslie's.... here's a picture of my main dog Maggie. She's a feral dog, captured from a feral pack that roams one of the local greenbelt parks. She is probably a chow-coyote mix with some shepherd thrown in. She's fairly aggressive but I can handle her. Like all chows she is very territorial and like all coyotes she is wily, sneaky, and wild. She also barks loudly and at anything unusual, especially strangers walking by. She is not motivated by treats, because she  knows perfectly well that she can fill her belly by hunting. I've seen her turn up her nose at all kinds of dog treats.
She also has the sharpest teeth of any adult dog of her size that I have ever seen. The canines are like knives and she has this slashing mode of attack where she doesn't bite but simply opens her mouth and _slashes_ at you with those sharp two-inch points. And the teeth just behind the canines are as sharp as little diagonal cutting pliers.

Did I mention that she is the smallest of the three?

[TinselKoala]

Maggie and Murphy, the pit-dane, caught one of the brown squirrels a couple of days ago, working together to corner and capture the chattering treerat. Murphy got the tasty head and forequarters; he really enjoys crunching their little heads for the fatty brains, I guess. Crunch crunch munch munch, and nothing left of that squirrel but some flecks of fur and a hind foot.