The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[ltseung888]

The scene in the Cabinet of a Small Country

Member A: “This special meeting is to discuss the findings of our technical team on the Lee-Tseung technologies.  Professor X and his team are here to present their findings.”

Professor X: “The Tong Po Chi device is real beyond a shadow of doubt.  We have dozens of prototypes â€" some are much better than the youtube video.  We also used the Dr. Raymond Ting improvement.  We can produce an additional jump in mid-air. Our colleagues and I believe that we can also produce a working Flying Saucer prototype within 6 months of funding.”

Member B: “How much funding will be required?”

Professor X: “I would recommend an initial team of 12.  If you want the project to be top-secret, we need to find the secure laboratory with all the right measures.  With the existing information available from overunity.com and the Lee-Tseung patents, I believe an initial US$10 million will be sufficient.  The result will be a flying saucer prototype that can go up and down vertically, hover in mid-air and made very sharp turns.  There is no need to use propellers or eject any hot gases.’

Member C: “Do we have the expertise within our Country?”

Professor X: “We are replicating the technology at this stage.  I am confident that we can recruit the right talent within our Country.”

Member A: “We can authorize the US$10 million without a general debate.  We shall look good when we demonstrate our version of the Flying Saucer to our Citizens on our National Day. We shall keep it at a very low profile at this stage.”

Member B: “Professor X, get your team ready.  The money will be in a special bank account as soon as you are ready.  Send us a report every month.  We are excited about this technology too.  If we can lead the World, we can be like Nokia.”

[chrisC]

In a top-secret conference room in Communist China

Official A: “I have heard a lot of Tseung's WBLT on the Overunity Forum. There's over 380 pages! Is this stuff real?”

Official B: “ I don't know, but we could make some money by supporting him? Just in case he's found the Holy Grail!. We can all piggy back on his invention and enrich our wallets and maybe become his agent .”

Official C: “In China, it's not what you know that gets you somewhere. It's who you know and what can you bring to the party to enrich the guy who knows other people in high places. But we cannot rest our reputation on this old dog. It sure looks like he's completely deluded. Common sense tells me that not one  well known scientist nor even the head of the Hong Kong Polytechnic University has even enquired about this muddled-up Physics postulate.. You would think others will know by now if it was so simple?. I think he's mis-guilded, bothering insane”

Official  A: “Yea. I think old Tseung mind is too simple. We better not get involved otherwise we'll have egg on our faces. He's so thick skin and unlike any Chinese we know. He doesn't know what face-saving is! Constantly makes a fool of himself..”

Official D: “Well, I have a better idea. We'll put him in our mental institutions. Maybe that will get his Physics sorted out really fast. He might  even get his 'A' levels. in these institutions?.”

Official A: "O.K. End of discussion.  Let me treat you all to the only WBLT I know at Wendy's."

cheers

chrisC

[hansvonlieven]

The scene in the Cabinet of a Small Country

Liquor Cabinet Lawrence? 

Hans von Lieven

[Pirate88179]

Lawrence:

These guys are stealing your invention.

http://www.overunity.com/index.php?topic=6592.msg151585;topicseen#new

They are working on a real flying saucer.

Bill

[TinselKoala]

And it looks like the power and propulsion problem might be well on the way to a solution, thanks to the Alt-Snakeoil Leach-out Theory and Gray Matter.

"This principle experiment, which proves the Alt-Snakeoil Leach-Out Theory conclusively, will be the basis for the propulsion and control mechanisms of the Alt-Snakeoil Flying Butterdish, which will bring economic prosperity and unlimited leisure, first to the humble yet proud country of Norway, then to the entire world."

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=AX-jrlGC-aA