The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

chrisC · March 04, 2009, 11:47:53 AM

Quote from: Top Gun on March 04, 2009, 04:31:51 AM
As a brief summary to the Chinese and USA Officials, the lead-out theory presentation brings out the following points:

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Brief? Let's just keep it this way. I think between the 4 of you, i.e Tseung, Devil, Top Dork and Critic you must have recited these 666 times or more?

Is anybody else convinced? I didn't see any hands. Did you?

cheers
chrisC

Paul-R · March 05, 2009, 06:59:18 AM

Quote from: chrisC on March 04, 2009, 11:47:53 AM
Brief? Let's just keep it this way. I think between the 4 of you, i.e Tseung, Devil, Top Dork and Critic you must have recited these 666 times or more?

Is anybody else convinced? I didn't see any hands. Did you?

cheers
chrisC

chrisC:

You remind me of a 12 year old who, unable to understand the adults' conversation, has to resort
to farting to attract attention to himself.

chrisC · March 05, 2009, 03:25:46 PM

Quote from: Paul-R on March 05, 2009, 06:59:18 AM
chrisC:

You remind me of a 12 year old who, unable to understand the adults' conversation, has to resort
to farting to attract attention to himself.

Well, I'm sure if you can teach a donkey to play chess, you should be able to control your farting! Takes one to know one, I supposed. Maybe old Tseung can learn another trick from you? As for me, I don't eat bake beans and I'm not 12.

cheers
chrisC

hansvonlieven · March 05, 2009, 04:03:44 PM

I must have missed something here. What is this stuff about a chess playing donkey? Another manifestation of the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory? What do you have to pull to lead the donkey out to play chess? Does it only work with male donkeys or can you pull the tail?

I am really curious.

Hans von Lieven

chrisC · March 10, 2009, 11:53:31 PM

Quote from: hansvonlieven on March 05, 2009, 04:03:44 PM
I must have missed something here. What is this stuff about a chess playing donkey? Another manifestation of the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory? What do you have to pull to lead the donkey out to play chess? Does it only work with male donkeys or can you pull the tail?

I am really curious.

Hans von Lieven

Oh well, maybe Paul really couldn't teach a donkey to play chess after all. Otherwise it'll be all over the internet.

btw. old Tseung, where did your gang disappear to? Did you, Top Dork, Devil, Critic etc go to a UFO convention somewhere?

Maybe that UFO (that picked up the Heaven's gate crowd) also picked you guys up? Don't forget your quarters so you can call home. And oh, it's going to be 2 quarters for each of you, you know the recession and inflation makes everything goes up.

Do come back soon. I missed my comedians.

cheers
chrisC