The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[hansvonlieven]

I've got some good news and some bad news, Scraven.  I initially thought you had an enlarged prostrate but the biopsy indicates the swelling isn't your prostate.  You have a rare case of an enlarged medulla oblongata.  It appears your brain is coming out your backside.

If  you aggravate the condition it could lead out an aneurysm causing your entire head to explode.  I recommend no heavy thinking for the next two weeks.  Come in then and we'll reassess the situation.

G'day.

I wonder which part of the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory explains the leading out of that.

Hans von Lieven

[ltseung888]

Email from Russia,

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Remark: Many people claimed that they sighted UFO and some even claimed that they encountered ET.  Few explained the theory and the construction of the UFO in such physics terms.

[chrisC]

Email from Russia,

ПодпиÃ'Ð°Ã'‚Ã'Å'Ã'Ã' на видео полÃ'Å'зоваÃ'‚елÃ' ltseung888. Видео (11). Видео Видео | ЛидеÃ'â,¬Ã'‹ пÃ'â,¬ÃÂ¾Ã'Ð¼Ð¾Ã'‚Ã'â,¬ÃÂ¾ÃÂ² ... Flying Saucer Experiment.

Remark: Many people claimed that they sighted UFO and some even claimed that they encountered ET.  Few explained the theory and the construction of the UFO in such physics terms.

Many many more people are aware the UFO's originate in old Tseing's head and breeds and lives there too!

cheers
chrisC

[langley]

Another exciting day at the office.

Professor Who Flung Dung?s experiments are proceeding famously. My ?Nature Calls? are collected the minute I get of the potty so to speak, they are that desperate for the stuff. There is seemingly never enough of it for all the experiments they want to do. There is a limit to how much I can eat and drink in order to produce the goods.

Even though my excrement still works when strongly diluted, for the really powerful effects they need my raw number one?s and twos. There just isn?t enough of it.

The situation was discussed at a top level meeting. The possibility was raised to abduct Mr. Tseung and Mr. Wang but that was rejected very quickly. As the Director of Operations explained they were too well protected now as a number of agencies had their eyes on them and especially now that the Russian Mafia had become involved it would be impossible to conduct such an operation unseen.

This is when Professor Who Flung Dung took the floor.

He reasoned that since I had received my cosmic gift through Mr. Wang?s wang it might be possible for me to pass on the gift to someone else using the same procedure.

That might be a dangerous thing to do I warned, but the Professor brushed my concerns aside stating that I was quite safe, I was only a carrier of the force and quite immune from its effects.

I was not talking about myself, I said, the danger was for whoever I was copulating with.

That is not a problem the Director of Operations said, there are any number of disposables in the cells downstairs and there certainly would be some good looking and well endowed specimens amongst them I would find agreeable.

And off to the cells we went. I had never been there.

The cells turned out to be no more than a series of steel cages the size of telephone boxes in a large open area with a concrete floor. The prisoners were all naked and wet. When I asked why they were wet I was told they were hosed down twice a day, a procedure that served two purposes. To keep them clean and to flush the excrement from the floor as there were no sanitary arrangements of any sort. They had been hosed down in preparation for our tour of inspection.

Now this is how we do it, the Director of Operations said. The prisoners are to stand upright and face the front of the cage, Mingmei will walk naked from one to the next. These guys have not seen a woman for some time and their suitability for the task will be prominently displayed.

To me he said I should take my time and select three of them for the tests.

I did as I was told.

Most did not show any sign of arousal, they no longer were in a condition to do much anymore. Two of them caught my eye. They were in their twenty?s, and boy, were they equipped. I mean, there is the wang, which is just passable, next comes the dong, which is a lot better, and then there is the schlong! And these guys had schlongs!

I picked them.

I could not make my mind up about number three. I walked the line once more and I was just about to pick one at random when I noticed a little twerp leering at me. He didn?t even have a wang, I mean this guy had a two inch doodle that barely protruded from his pubic hair. I was just about to laugh and say something when he started licking his eyebrows. That is when I knew I just had to have him. Might as well test that procedure too while we are at it I said, and picked him.

On the way back I was told that the tests would be conducted in three days time. In the meantime the prisoners would be shaved, given a haircut and bathed and receive proper food in preparation for the big event.

Oh Mr. Tseung, I am so excited. I am getting damp just thinking about it.

That is all for now. I shall report to you what happened during the tests as I will probably need to hear your opinion on the matter.

Yours forever grateful,

Mingmei

[ltseung888]

Meeting of the Psychology Students

Student A: ?Some forum members are posting noise.  How should Tseung handle them??

Student B: ?It will just draw in more readers.  People have a tendency to go where they see a crowd.  The serious readers such as the Chinese, Russian, USA, Japanese Intelligence or the inventors etc will filter every sentence.  Those who cannot filter are probably not intended readers.?

Student C: ?The Tseung posts are subtle technical and psychological wars.  Tseung raised the possibility that many Nations have already developed the Flying Saucer.  He outlined the theory in 1121 and 1165.  Any Nation can start developing them now if they have not done so already.?

Student D: ?Those who have will want to know how far the others have gone.  The Tseung posts are guaranteed to have dedicated readers.  The debunkers and other noise makers may have fun but they could not devalue the importance of this thread.?

Student A: ?Many who cannot invent would try to get on to the limelight at any cost.  This Tseung thread will allow them to appear in history ? even as a clown or as a simple noisemaker.  They could tell their grand children that they helped to make history.?