The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[gaby de wilde]

G'day all,

As they say in German:

Ein blindes Huhn finded auch manchmal ein Korn.

(Even a blind chicken finds a kernel occasionally)

Does that mean I am in line for the next Nobel prize??   

Hans von Lieven

Er... No, Hans. Sorry to disappoint you.
In order to get a Nobel Prize you must do the following:

1. First propose some weird theory or theories no scientific community has ever thought possible.
2. When challenged you steadfastly and unashamedly proclaim you are absolutely correct. The people that don't understand your theories are only mortals and can't be considered  'educated' in Physics.
3. Sign on a myriad of supporters; bring on the Devil and maybe even invoke the name of God to help your case
4. If that doesn't work, share your medication with fellows like Gaby, so they can also think like you and lean on each other for support!
5. If you still don't understand these principles, please refer to the past 112 pages of this thread. That might give you some more ideas.

Otherwise, have a great day!

ps: You can perhaps get a Nobel prize for your superb graphics in support of a certain flying saucer!

cheers
chrisC
   
   

have to be a Jew also I think.

http://www.masada2000.org/nobel.html

[hansvonlieven]

@ Gaby

If i change my name to Hans von Cohen, will that get me there?

Or even Hans von Gefilte Fish.

Hans von Finkelstein?

[ltseung888]

@ Gaby

If i change my name to Hans von Cohen, will that get me there?

Or even Hans von Gefilte Fish.

Hans von Finkelstein?

Dear Hans,

That is not sufficient.  You have to:

(1) Get Patent Protection
(2) Read 1112 and use it as a model to start your own thread
(3) Get ChrisC, Devil, Tinu etc to insult you
(4) Perfect your theory and build the prototype
(5) Get the prototype to fly to Stockholm first before others

The other alternative is to get funding and keep everything secret until product announcement (Strategy used by Wang Shum Ho).

[Ben Waballs]

Student C: ?The Tseung posts are subtle technical and psychological wars.
No, they are idiotic posts from a man who should be in a mental hospital. Not only that, but he is a di*ck to boot. No credentials, no ideas of his own, nothing. He thinks that people are coming here to read his posts! Everyone loves a train wreck, britney.
A few hundred posts ago it was Major Todd Hathaway of the dod that was going to save larry, the big meetings they were going to have, the giant deals they were putting together. Blah, nothing now right larry?
After this debacle, the people he pounces on at seminars will run like hell to get away! No, Larry, its your show, and you have blown it for good, because of your ego. Your children should seriously consider psychiatric help for you. But hey, I guess overunity day care is more cost effective right!

[shruggedatlas]

have to be a Jew also I think.

http://www.masada2000.org/nobel.html

You're not alleging a conspiracy, are you?