My heat generating pyramid - picture

[half-god]

Your mocking will not bring any good to the people of Earth. You don't seem to understand why we have made contact with you. You don't seem to understand the essence of the Universe and the essence of the Spirit.

I have talked to other overlords from ZX1-494G and they agree with me on the following subject. We decided to shed some light upon you Earthians, you will be given a piece of our technology and it's up to you to decide what you are going to use it for. You better not use it to fight wars because Gaylord Focker from Deep Sheep Tripili Dip galaxy will be pissed when he arrives on Earth on May 14th 2009. If you change your mentality by then, if you stop all wars and end hunger and poverty in the world you will prove that you really deserve the revelation and that's when all of half-gods will reveal themselves to people of Earth. But in case that doesn't happen, we will be forced to ride a Planet X on the I-95 wormhole highway (I-79 is under construction, Borg came, assimilated some highway workers, whole intergalactical incident...long story) and arrive somewhere between 9 - 10AM on Dec 12th 2012 and destroy the world. We will shift the poles and cause massive earthquakes, tsunamis and swam extinction and the vegetable oil will become alive and eat your kids up to the age of 5 and we will play the game "How many infants can you flush down the toilet?".

Here are the plans to the special free energy device I have been talking about. We have decoded the blueprints to prevent evil geniuses from abusing our technology so only the smartest of overunity.com board (I hear you should upgrade to vBulletin) will be able to build the device. Once you build it you will become stronger and live longer because some special parts of your DNA will be activated.

Ones you activate those special parts of your DNA you will become semi-half-gods and you will be able to recognize others like you, like the woman on this picture bellow and all the free energy will be in your hands.

P.S. Nebulassakis, Stiffmaister (maister is master in german) and Penizoid Kramer (bleep) would like to give a shout-out to PYRAman and I quote "long time no see man".

[hansvonlieven]

@ half-god

maister is not German for master, Meister is.

Piss poor performance from a half-god, or should I say half-wit?

Hans von Lieven

[half-god]

You just released a DNA curse on yourself.

[Cap-Z-ro]

"A man with a p-enis on his back will be born somewhere in India, he will become a leader of his nation"


Nevertheless, I don't expect this dicktator will have a very long reign.

It is well known the little head gets priority over the body's blood supply...so as soon as he has his first 'menage a trois', he's a dead man, as soon as the 2 little heads spring to action.

Regards...

[hansvonlieven]

I hope his arms are mounted back to front and he has eyes at the back of his head otherwise he might have a hard time pissing. 

Hans von Lieven