The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[ltseung888]

Gaby,

To understand our material, one needs to go through the eight steps. 

Those who cannot pass step one will have no chance understanding step eight.

That is normal in the science of Physics and Mathematics. 

I shall be going to step nine soon.  Even if you are the only one in the World who can follow it, it is worthwhile.  However, I am confident that Top Gun, Devil, the Professors and research students at MIT and Tsing Hua Universities would have no problem also.

[Whoflungdung]

The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

Since none of you cretins are capable of understanding the theories the world renowned physicist Mr. Lawrence Tseung has given so generously und unselfishly to the world I will take it upon myself to finally enlighten you.

I will explain to you in terms everyone can understand the  Lee-Tseung Flying Saucer and the theory behind it.

So pay attention, you might learn something.

The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory and its corollary the Lee-Tseung Pull are squarely based upon the ancient art of onanism. As those of you that have done some experimenting in this area would know, a correctly timed and prolonged rhythmical pull not only leads out matter, but also enormous amounts of energy. Weak knees, dizzy spells, severe hunger and permanent loss of vision (blindness) follow long term enthusiastic engagement in this practice.

This is common knowledge.

Braving the dangers Mr. Lee and Mr. Tseung courageously continued experimentation and finally came up with a startling discovery. The energy lead out is not confined to genitals and the body, but applies across the whole of science. Thus the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory was born.

Mr. Tseung correctly states in every post : ?We need to apply pulse force (Lee-Tseung Pulls) at the right time. (See reply 1121)?

The breakthrough with the flying saucer was made by a 13 year old girl who had been studying the Lee-Tseung pull. Perhaps not surprisingly she used a bottle in her experiments.

Eventually she tied a piece of string to the bottle and swung it around her head. Then, with a brilliant piece of inspiration, she let go of the bottle. No-one had ever done that before. Against expectations the bottle did not continue in its orbit but flew off tangentially. Not only that, but she was not pushed to the ground by the equal and opposing force postulated by Newton. There was no recoil. Evidently Newton was wrong. Thus the flying saucer was born.

Mr. Tseung published the preliminary experiments. Suddenly all over the world students and professors alike started swinging bottles. Top Guns at the best universities started to pay attention to the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory. Serious experimentation began, first with bottles and coconuts, later with magnets.

Soon the drawbacks became apparent. Bottles, coconuts and magnets damaged the saucer wall, the repeated impact knocked the magnetism out of the magnets, splinters were flying everywhere and so forth and better ways were sought to exploit the phenomenon.

We at Langley have always be champions of the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory and we are totally committed to the project. Mr. Tseung will lead us out to the stars. Only minor problems remain and the Winnie-Woo Lee-Tseung saucer will be a reality opening up new frontiers.

Who Flung Dung, Ph.D.
Professor of Cosmic Energy Lead Out.

Mr Tseung says:  1165 describes the Flying Saucer.  This will provide incredible prosperity.  Beware of the potential destructive powers.

Read 1165

Read 1165

Read 1165

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[Cap-Z-ro]

I will have fond memories of this thread forever...obligatory pun included. 

Regards...

[hansvonlieven]

G?day all,

After a long and careful study of post 1165 I have designed a Flying Saucer along the principles of the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory. It combines the use of three major principles as expressed in the theory.


1.  The Still Water Scenario
2.  The Lee-Tseung Pulses
3.  The Bottle on a String Scenario


Instead of coconuts, bottles or magnets this drive uses a liquid that is shot in short sharp Lee-Tseung Pulses into an impact chamber. The drive is essentially a submersible high speed centrifugal pump set up like a water cannon as used in crowd control.

Of course a two dollar beach pump could be used but my version is more convenient and less tiring on the foot.

Motor A drives impeller B, building up intense pressure through centrifugal action in pump casing G. The Lee-Tseung Pulsing Valve F releases quantities of the liquid in well timed Lee-Tseung Pulses which travel along a guide into the Impact Chamber E where they go SPLAT!

This gives the saucer the push according to the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory. The liquid that is reflected of the wall gets caught by a series of Soft Foam Baffles D which leads out the equal and opposite reaction to the impact into hyperspace therefore ensuring a unidirectional force.

Any liquid, including mercury, can be used as driving fluid but Cosmic Urine would be best if the CIA will let us have some.

Below is a movie of the Lee-Tseung Flying Saucer in action during a test flight in Hong Kong. The action of the Pulse Motor can be clearly seen.

For further information read post 1165.

Hans von Lieven

[chrisC]

G?day all,

After a long and careful study of post 1165 I have designed a Flying Saucer along the principles of the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory. It combines the use of three major principles as expressed in the theory.


1.  The Still Water Scenario
2.  The Lee-Tseung Pulses
3.  The Bottle on a String Scenario


Instead of coconuts, bottles or magnets this drive uses a liquid that is shot in short sharp Lee-Tseung Pulses into an impact chamber. The drive is essentially a submersible high speed centrifugal pump set up like a water cannon as used in crowd control.

Of course a two dollar beach pump could be used but my version is more convenient and less tiring on the foot.

Motor A drives impeller B, building up intense pressure through centrifugal action in pump casing G. The Lee-Tseung Pulsing Valve F releases quantities of the liquid in well timed Lee-Tseung Pulses which travel along a guide into the Impact Chamber E where they go SPLAT!

This gives the saucer the push according to the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory. The liquid that is reflected of the wall gets caught by a series of Soft Foam Baffles D which leads out the equal and opposite reaction to the impact into hyperspace therefore ensuring a unidirectional force.

Any liquid, including mercury, can be used as driving fluid but Cosmic Urine would be best if the CIA will let us have some.

Below is a movie of the Lee-Tseung Flying Saucer in action during a test flight in Hong Kong. The action of the Pulse Motor can be clearly seen.

For further information read post 1165.

Hans von Lieven

Gday Hans:

LOL! You're a Genius! Now we know the Lee-Tseung theory as applied to the flying saucer really works! I can even see the windows of the sky-scrapper houses of Hong Kong. What a wonderful invention. All OU developments should stop now.

All we need is to store our piss to power this flying saucer technology!

cheers
chrisC