The Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory

[mingmei]

I have not had a chance to check back on this forum, as things have been very busy at the Agency.  I am surprised to see that there is some sort of impostor here, making up ridiculous stories.  If you look at post 1093, you will see that I was here before the impostor.

I am posting now for two reasons.  First of all, I wish for that awful storyline by Langley to end.  Hopefully, this will now be accomplished.

Second, I have been reading the things here, and I want to say that none of you have taken the time to understand Mr. Tseung's theories.  You are all very quick with insults, and this is not helpful at all.  Not to you, and not for the World.  Mr. Tseung clearly only wants to benefit the World, and insults are not helpful.  You are very lucky he is even writing things for you people.  He could have easily just made private use of his theories for his own benefit, which would have gained him much money.  Now, I think the Devil is correct - Mr. Tseung will never gain fame or fortune.

Now, Mr. Tseung, I know you were skeptical of me the last time I posted, but I want to assure you, I did pose as one of the staff at the massage parlor, and I did get a chance to speak with Mr. Wang at length.  Helping him relax "lead out" much useful information!  Since that incident, the CIA has actually taken a more relaxed view of Mr. Wang's research.  Some of the things have even been declassified and contracted out to the private sector.

I do want to confirm to the readers here that Mr. Tseung is correct.  The U.S. government is indeed close to finishing development of an inertia propulsion engine similar to what is described by Mr. Tseung.  We of course do not expect the people on this forum to understand non-rigid force rotation, but I assure you, Mr. Tseung, the top guns at CIA and other agencies do understand what you are talking about.

Mr. Tseung, I would like to discuss your theories further on here, and I would be glad to provide validation of who I am.  Here are some facts that only someone at the massage parlor, servicing Mr. Wang, would know:

Mr. Wang tipped me 700CNY for my services
Mr. Wang requested some things of me, which I would not go into, but I declined politely.  In the end, I only used my hands, like a proper masseuse.
Mr. Wang has a mole about 1/4 of an inch in diameter on the left side
Mr. Wang tried to kiss me afterwards, but I declined politely
Mr. Wang asked me for my phone number, but I declined politely
Mr. Wang offered to take me out to dinner and show me his 225HP motor afterwards, to which I did express interest.  He gave me his card and wrote his cell phone number on the back.  I have not called him.

That is about all I remember about servicing Mr. Wang, but feel free to have him ask me a question that only I know the answer for.

Oh, and Mr. Tseung, I believe I know who Top Gun is, as I am close to this person, and that person has confided certain things to me.  I am not ready to divulge that information, and Top Gun can do that.

[langley]

You are being naughty Mr Tseung.

This is the second time you have been posting as me. You even pinched my name for your persona forcing me to register as Langley.

I am telling the REAL story as it is happening.

The readers of this thread are not fools. They know who the real Mingmei is. I have a lot of fan mail to prove it. Why don?t we put it to the vote who should stay and which one of us should go.

Mingmei

[ltseung888]

I have now updated the book in 1568 to include section 1.3.

Enjoy.

[Whoflungdung]

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Professor Who Flung Dung. Together with my brother, Professor Who Don Chit, I am running the Cosmic Energy Research project at Langley.

Our brief is to investigate the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory for our employer the CIA.

Mingmei is one of the CIA?s best operatives and is currently assisting us in our investigations. Monumental discoveries are being made right now due to the brilliance of  Mr. Lee and Mr. Tseung. One day I am certain these esteemed gentlemen will be awarded the Nobel Prize.

We have just successfully accomplished Leading Out gravity. Newton is no longer relevant.

Consider the following: Take two bricks and put them side by side on a bench about 6 inches apart. Then take a black box, which is of course painted red for good luck and has the number 888 in large letters on the top, from which extend two leads one red, one black. Touch each brick with the end of each lead. The brick who has been touched by the red lead immediately loses all of its weight and floats to the ceiling, while the one touched by the black lead is now twice as heavy.

Total Lead Out of Gravity according to the Lee-Tsung Lead Out Theory. The Lee-Tseung one way valve for gravity.

Impossible you say??           Think again, because we have just done it.

I will publish the complete experiment here as soon as I get the drawings done.

Who Flung Dung, Ph.D.
Professor of Cosmic Energy Lead Out.

[Localjoe]

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Professor Who Flung Dung. Together with my brother, Professor Who Don Chit, I am running the Cosmic Energy Research project at Langley.

Our brief is to investigate the Lee-Tseung Lead Out Theory for our employer the CIA.

Mingmei is one of the CIA?s best operatives and is currently assisting us in our investigations. Monumental discoveries are being made right now due to the brilliance of  Mr. Lee and Mr. Tseung. One day I am certain these esteemed gentlemen will be awarded the Nobel Prize.

We have just successfully accomplished Leading Out gravity. Newton is no longer relevant.

Consider the following: Take two bricks and put them side by side on a bench about 6 inches apart. Then take a black box, which is of course painted red for good luck and has the number 888 in large letters on the top, from which extend two leads one red, one black. Touch each brick with the end of each lead. The brick who has been touched by the red lead immediately loses all of its weight and floats to the ceiling, while the one touched by the black lead is now twice as heavy.

Total Lead Out of Gravity according to the Lee-Tsung Lead Out Theory. The Lee-Tseung one way valve for gravity.

Impossible you say??           Think again, because we have just done it.

I will publish the complete experiment here as soon as I get the drawings done.

Who Flung Dung, Ph.D.
Professor of Cosmic Energy Lead Out.

Dear Professor,
           I think you may have stolen my glasses and my covert mostashe. Im an appallaed by this i will now have to re form my moustache once mingmei is ready.  So unfair is there any way you could find someone with comparable dung so i can have my cover back that would be great.  I need my Fu Manchu !
                                                     thanks
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